What made you unhappy today?

[Corporal Hicks]

Yeah, tried jumping it. But from what I've read on it I needed some proper breakdown leads, not the ones you get from Tesco. I'm really annoyed at it all - I hate inconveniences like this.

[HuDaFuK]

Not jumping - bumping, aka push starting it

Of course you need someone to help push for that.

[Corporal Hicks]

Nah, didn't try that. To be fair, it doesn't even sound like its attempting to turnover. I literally just get a click when I turn the key.

[426Buddy]

No kidding, that car sounds cursed! sorry for the bad luck man 

[Corporal Hicks]

These are the first real issue I've had with it - aside from the whole rear end incident. 

[HuDaFuK]

the whole rear end incident.

[Corporal Hicks]

[KiramidHead]

Lol it's like Ridley saying the Prometheus sequels will enter Alien's backdoor...

[Whiskeybrewer]

hahahaha maybe he was referencing Lambert

[Corporal Hicks]

Car won't start again. Trying to jump it now so I can take it straight to Halfords and get battery replaced.

[Corporal Hicks]

It's only half 2! I want to go home and sleep!

[Corporal Hicks]

No rest for the wicked. The moment I walked through the door of the building today...

[HuDaFuK]

[Corporal Hicks]

Sorry - literally as I walked into work I had to deal with peoples shit before I even reached my office.

[HuDaFuK]

Wasn't complaining, just wasn't sure what you were getting at!

I'm surprised you don't have a trained Alien guard dog or something in the office that you can set on them in these kind of situations. Surely Fox can sort you out there?