So this couple came in today, ran right past me and my coworkers while we were unloading a shipment, went straight into the restroom and started getting seriously frisky. That bathroom was so nasty that I can't imagine how bad it must have been to do it in there. We were all chuckling at the thought, when a moment later I heard some old lady around the corner tell her husband that she had went to use the restroom and either the door had come unlocked or something like that, and she got more than she bargained for. I about died right on the spot. I was fleeing to a more humor tolerant area when I saw a buddy of mine who had just walked in. I told him what was going on and he went back to the restroom.
He emerged a few seconds later and hollered out, "well, I didn't believe you before but I sure as hell do now".
The couple was gone within about 4-5 minutes. He asked me if we should clap? I said "hell no, they only lasted 4 minutes".
