In The News

[Whiskeybrewer]

Its been announced that Prince Charles has Corona

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Based

[razeak]

Better have conditions this time.  I don't trust corporations not to use it to do stock buybacks while laying off their employees.  Again.

We would, but Americans think common sense finance laws are tantamount to ~socialism~. Sorry.

Common sense doesn't always equal good sense.

On the flip side, I'm fairly certain the news listed a block on stock buybacks so its a moot point. Payroll subsidies for small business to keep people employed, payments, etc.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

U.S. looking to print $2 trillion in new money for stimulus bill.yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

I have access to a colour printer and would be willing to assist.

We should all help each other in these difficult times.

[Kimarhi]

Better have conditions this time.  I don't trust corporations not to use it to do stock buybacks while laying off their employees.  Again.

We would, but Americans think common sense finance laws are tantamount to ~socialism~. Sorry.

I like you, guy. A filthy lefty and an AR fan to boot, you are my homie.

Damn Commies

[Local Trouble]

Speaking of commies, it looks like KY has emerged as a national leader in flattening the curve.

https://www.cnet.com/news/how-kentucky-became-a-surprising-leader-in-flattening-the-curve-on-covid-19/

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

...

Have you been mobilized yet?

[Voodoo Magic]

Speaking of commies, it looks like KY has emerged as a national leader in flattening the curve.

https://www.cnet.com/news/how-kentucky-became-a-surprising-leader-in-flattening-the-curve-on-covid-19/

Huh?  Kentucky had their largest day to day increase of cases yesterday since the pandemic started. What curve flattening is that? 

https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Ky-Gov-warns-against-coronavirus-parties-after-cases-of-COVID-19-rise-569069561.html

[Local Trouble]

The state government can hardly be blamed for the stupid actions of people who can't follow the rules though.  Anyone who attends a "coronavirus party" is clearly a moron.

[Voodoo Magic]

Unfortunately morons are everywhere regardless how our leaders lean politically. 

[Local Trouble]

Just imagine all the spring breakers who partied their brains out in Florida and will now be heading back home to spread the disease like Typhoid Mary.

[Voodoo Magic]

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

This year's Darwin award winner:

https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/1242197595583328258

[Local Trouble]

I'd be surprised if he got it from a toilet.  Now, if he licked a door knob...

[kwisatz]

Dude is fearless.