In The News

[SM]

And the 24 hour media cycle.

[KirklandSignature]

And the 24 hour liberal media cycle.

[Cvalda]

 

[SM]

Always edgy.

Always relevant.

On the level of a moist dog turd.

[whiterabbit]

Hey, dog turds is big news now days. What with all that DNA testing to get owner who refuse to pick up their pets landmines. Priorities people.

[DoomRulz]

In other news, the world's first male vibrator is here. Gender equality, yo.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/31/guybrator-sex-toy_n_5637859.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[Cvalda]

There've been male vibrators for ages. You'd just be too chicken to use them.

[Kimarhi]

they are called hands duh

[Aspie]

lol u wot doomrulz

[Crazy Rich]

[BANE]

There've been male vibrators for ages. You'd just be too chicken to use them.

I just put a coked out chipmunk in a box and place it on my groin...

[First Blood]

There've been male vibrators for ages. You'd just be too chicken to use them.

Reminds me of a Louis C.K. episode.

[BANE]

You have back problems too, First? 

[First Blood]

You have back problems too, First? 

But of course!

[DoomRulz]

There've been male vibrators for ages. You'd just be too chicken to use them.

Why spend money when manual labour works just as well?