Quote from: BANE on May 21, 2014, 05:08:12 PM
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 21, 2014, 05:05:49 PM
I'm pretty sure I could run in short sleeves for five miles before I broke a sweat at 60 degrees.
That's because you're used to the heat.
I'd be sweating buckets and buckets.
Well don't we usually get a humid heat? I think Kimarhi gets a dry heat.
Kimarhi should totally come over in the winter, like in the Last Samurai as the American guy, only instead of mastering sword play he will have to master not letting the cold bother him anyway.
I can picture it now, the beginning being shots of the cold and white Canadian landscape in winter, then a shot of myself sitting cross legged in the snow meditating in a chill manner, wearing my black cowboy hat because I wear it year round like a champ (true story) having visions of a white tiger.
We meet at last meet when an American force tries to invade and take away our free health care and steal our huge amounts of freshwater, and Kimarhi is amongst them. In the woods it is freezing cold for them and you hear constant bitching about the cold. But then through the snowy mist you then he the war cry "Ehhhh" echo everywhere. Then the Americans begin to see shadowy figures appear in the mist, Canadians wielding C8 carbines and razor sharp hockey sticks charging on horses and moose. The freezing Americans begin to panic, and as the Canadians begin to close in the Americans begin to run and even drop their weapons, yelling things like "F**k the cold", "I'm going to Florida", and being cut down by those Canadians as well as those moose antlers.
Crazy Rich then saw Kimarhi, fighting for his life like the white tiger in his vision, when he was down Crazy Rich chose to spare his life and take him prisoner to learn from his enemy.
First days in some Canadian place, he laid in bed in agony, in withdrawal from his favourite booze, and yelling in madness "IT'S TOO F**KIN' COLD!" over and over again.
And I am out of energy and so will stop here.
