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[Space Sweeper]

"I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. (I want to) (expletive) in your (expl) mouth...."

I (expletive) lol'd.

[Xeno Killer 2179]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487042/Mother-finds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-nest-banana.html

As she bit into a banana, Consi Taylor noticed some strange spots on its skin.

At first she thought it was just bruising...until each tiny mark dropped on to her carpet and scurried off into hiding.

After sending a photograph of the insects to pest control experts, she was told they were suspected to be Brazilian wandering spiders, one of the world's most venomous types, whose bite can kill within two hours.

And worse still, her home could now be infested. The female of the species can grow to have a leg span of 6in.

Mrs Taylor, aged 29, and her teacher husband Richard, 37, were forced to spend three nights in a hotel with their children, Benjamin, three, and four-month-old Annabel, while their house was fumigated and deep-cleaned. Yesterday housewife Mrs Taylor told how her semi-detached home in Hampton, south west London was invaded by the toxic arachnids.'

[DoomRulz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487042/Mother-finds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-nest-banana.html

As she bit into a banana, Consi Taylor noticed some strange spots on its skin.

At first she thought it was just bruising...until each tiny mark dropped on to her carpet and scurried off into hiding.

After sending a photograph of the insects to pest control experts, she was told they were suspected to be Brazilian wandering spiders, one of the world's most venomous types, whose bite can kill within two hours.

And worse still, her home could now be infested. The female of the species can grow to have a leg span of 6in.

Mrs Taylor, aged 29, and her teacher husband Richard, 37, were forced to spend three nights in a hotel with their children, Benjamin, three, and four-month-old Annabel, while their house was fumigated and deep-cleaned. Yesterday housewife Mrs Taylor told how her semi-detached home in Hampton, south west London was invaded by the toxic arachnids.'

I sincerely hope their home is cleaned out of those little critters, and she's extremely lucky she wasn't bitten. BWSs are not creatures you wanna f**k with.

[KirklandSignature]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487042/Mother-finds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-nest-banana.html

As she bit into a banana, Consi Taylor noticed some strange spots on its skin.

At first she thought it was just bruising...until each tiny mark dropped on to her carpet and scurried off into hiding.

After sending a photograph of the insects to pest control experts, she was told they were suspected to be Brazilian wandering spiders, one of the world's most venomous types, whose bite can kill within two hours.

And worse still, her home could now be infested. The female of the species can grow to have a leg span of 6in.

Mrs Taylor, aged 29, and her teacher husband Richard, 37, were forced to spend three nights in a hotel with their children, Benjamin, three, and four-month-old Annabel, while their house was fumigated and deep-cleaned. Yesterday housewife Mrs Taylor told how her semi-detached home in Hampton, south west London was invaded by the toxic arachnids.'

Nuke the house from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

[Xeno Killer 2179]

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3209305.shtml?cat=500#.UnlzsRCmaaS

Cops have man anally probed illegally, force him to defecate and pay for surgery he did not consent to.

[Nightlord]

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3209305.shtml?cat=500#.UnlzsRCmaaS

Cops have man anally probed illegally, force him to defecate and pay for surgery he did not consent to.

The reptillians did this.

[DoomRulz]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/siberia-virginity-auction-shatuniha-27000_n_4219720.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Is virginity worth $27K? If it is, then the folks in the Arab World as well as India and Pakistan should be suing, not chopping off women's noses for crying out loud.

[Bjørn Half-hand]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487042/Mother-finds-deadly-Brazilian-spiders-nest-banana.html

As she bit into a banana, Consi Taylor noticed some strange spots on its skin.

At first she thought it was just bruising...until each tiny mark dropped on to her carpet and scurried off into hiding.

After sending a photograph of the insects to pest control experts, she was told they were suspected to be Brazilian wandering spiders, one of the world's most venomous types, whose bite can kill within two hours.

And worse still, her home could now be infested. The female of the species can grow to have a leg span of 6in.

Mrs Taylor, aged 29, and her teacher husband Richard, 37, were forced to spend three nights in a hotel with their children, Benjamin, three, and four-month-old Annabel, while their house was fumigated and deep-cleaned. Yesterday housewife Mrs Taylor told how her semi-detached home in Hampton, south west London was invaded by the toxic arachnids.'

I'm never buying a banana ever again

[whiterabbit]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/06/us/paralyzed-indiana-deer-hunter-ends-life/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I can understand why he choose death for several reasons. It sucks but I wouldn't want to be a burden either, in most cases.

[DoomRulz]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/06/us/paralyzed-indiana-deer-hunter-ends-life/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I can understand why he choose death for several reasons. It sucks but I wouldn't want to be a burden either, in most cases.

Poor guy. This is a very tragic story. I hope his son can grow up with pleasant stories of him at least.

[Rong]

http://bcove.me/8nsq7r9m

Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

That'll teach him.

[DoomRulz]

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog/2013/11/06/man-jumps-out-of-moving-car-to-get-out-of-argument-with-ex-girlfriend/index.html#more-19055

Man jumps out of moving car to get out of argument with ex-girlfriend

Is any argument really worth it?

[SM]

How did she get off her chain anyway?

[ChrisPachi]

http://www.wunderground.ie/man-who-threw-his-hands-up-to-early-for-a-drop-is-set-to-sue-nightclub-for-emotional-distress/

Just remember, if you are tone deaf or can't count a beat to save your life it's the musics fault.

[SiL]

Yeah that's totally not getting thrown out of court.

EDIT

Okay, after reading one quote and then bothering to check the rest of that site -- yeah, that ain't real.