The last line of AvP:R still makes me cringe...

[Kev Loaf]

You all remember it...

The Strause Bros pathetic attempt to connect their shit film into the time line of the Alien franchise;

A generic military dude shows a generic corporate douche a predator gun, she replies "The world isn't ready for this type of technology" and the military dude responds..."But this isn't meant for our world, is it?"


FACE PALM!!!!!

Did those two gimps actually believe that they would get an opportunity to make a sequel after the shit that they came up with?! Desperately trying to make the shit that audiences had just witnessed mean something. Pointless.

I can just imagine them hi-5 each other when that line was written...."Wooohooo, AWESOME!!! YEAH!!! We're so BADASS!!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!!" 

Give me millions of dollars and I will happily take a shit on the face of every sci-fi and horror fan on the planet. Thats what the Strause bros did.

[PREDDY VEDDER]

Yer right... in no way could the final scene make up for the disgrace of the rest of the movie... however I DID enjoy the last scene and I dunooo maybe a wicked director incorporates it into f*ckin badass AVP3... here's hoping

[OpenMaw]

Personally, I didn't even get it. The line, I mean. It doesn't make sense.

What is that supposed to mean, exactly?

It sounds like cryptic hack bullshit, mostly because that's what it is, but I mean... Thinking about it just makes my brain hurt. Yeah, it is for our freaking world. We took it so we could make use of it to benefit HUMAN KIND. Did they mean for him to say "But this isn't from our world, is it Ms Yutani?"

Why not something more strange to the point. "With this alien technology we will stretch for our hand into the cosmos, at last." Or something...? Ah... **** this movie anyway.

[OmegaZilla]

Another AvPR thread! Wooo!

[Snowdog]

We need to burn every last copy of that movie including the directors and then use the flash thingy from man in black to era everybody's memories so we can live happily ever after

[PREDDY VEDDER]

We need to burn every last copy of that movie including the directors and then use the flash thingy from man in black to era everybody's memories so we can live happily ever after

I think Ac3g used the name of that device yesterday in the gijoe2 thread, called it a neuralizer

[Topazora]

we get it, the movie sucks.

[Snowdog]

We need to burn every last copy of that movie including the directors and then use the flash thingy from man in black to era everybody's memories so we can live happily ever after

I think Ac3g used the name of that device yesterday in the gijoe2 thread, called it a neuralizer

hehe last time i saw mib was like 7 years ago so i kinda forgot the name

[OmegaZilla]

hehe last time i saw mib was like 7 years ago

Unforgivable.

[Snowdog]

hehe last time i saw mib was like 7 years ago

Unforgivable.

I know 

You know what.. i'm gonna make it up to the world xD gonna watch it tomorrow

[OmegaZilla]

Excellent.

[OpenMaw]

we get it, the movie sucks.

No man, you don't get it. 

This movie sucks. 

[Topazora]

we get it, the movie sucks.

No man, you don't get it. 

This movie sucks. 

you right, silly me, how could I forget the italics?

[CarnalCalligraphy]

You didn't forget the italics. He didn't use them until after you'd shamelessly mocked everyone. I get it, though. Sarcasm. Clever girl.

[Space Sweeper]

You didn't forget the italics. He didn't use them until after you'd shamelessly mocked everyone. I get it, though. Sarcasm. Clever girl.

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