AvP Galaxy Drunk Tank

[Voodoo Magic]

Ah Baron found another victim. 

[HuDaFuK]

I was so tanked on Friday I fell over and bruised both arse cheeks. Been a while since I've done that.

[Baron Von Marlon]

I was so tanked on Friday I fell over and bruised both arse cheeks. Been a while since I've done that.

It's what happens when you're drunk. You relax your muscles.
When I do the same sober, I crack the pavement with my buns of steel.

[Trioxin]

Nothing can substitute a fresh catch of the day.

Exactly. I also used to live near the Gulf and can (unfortunately) taste the difference :/

Nothing can compare to a fresh caught Nova Scotia lobster or salmon hell any east coast fish is just beyond delicious it is never the same now that I'm on the great lakes. It's almost like the swimming in industrial waste makes the fish taste bad .

[Voodoo Magic]

Nothing can substitute a fresh catch of the day.

Exactly. I also used to live near the Gulf and can (unfortunately) taste the difference :/

Nothing can compare to a fresh caught Nova Scotia lobster or salmon hell any east coast fish is just beyond delicious it is never the same now that I'm on the great lakes. It's almost like the swimming in industrial waste makes the fish taste bad .

The water looks crystal clear to me!

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[Baron Von Marlon]

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

[Baron Von Marlon]

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

"Goodmorning, ladies!"

Feckin' covie/rona/pandemic/lockdown crap.
As soon as I'm allowed to party again, I'm going on a bender.

[HuDaFuK]

[Kradan]

Goddamn westerns with their decadant booze

[Baron Von Marlon]

Goddamn westerns with their decadant booze

Westerns your say. 

[Immortan Jonesy]

I can already feel that western hangover flowing through the imperialist veins into brain. 😈

[WIZARDSxNEVERxDIE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cchYgXE6PiA

The Dubliners are great

[Baron Von Marlon]

The Dubliners are great

I like a few songs but I'm no fan. More of a Pogues fan.

[HuDaFuK]

Commando Drinking Game



Pretty simple; you put on Commando and must take a sip of your drink whenever:

• Someone is killed
• Someone says a one-liner
• Arnie checks his watch
• Arnie destroys stuff with his bare hands
• Val Verde is mentioned
• Muscles are deliberately shown off
• Characters display stereotypical facial hair and/or cigar smoking

If you're feeling extra brave, you can do a shot of something stronger any time a named villain buys it.

Shit gets a bit hectic during the finale, so you'll either need to pause every few seconds to keep up or I guess you could just chug for the duration of the sequence.

My mates and I have thoroughly... researched these rules over many years and can confirm they will lead to you being drunk.

[Some Old Dude]

That's a game I would've crushed 10 years ago.