The Asylum's slumber has been disturbed.

[Cvalda]

Pheew... mmm... ahem... I mean.. yes, yes you might be right... Nothing to see here, guys...! 

(removes lipstick smear from face, rearranges dress, brushes hair, checks for underwear malfunction...)

"I just came here from Deep River Ontario!" indeed.
'Dat Mulholland Dr.

[Space Sweeper]

As if they even use scripts!

Yeah... what was I thinking loool? 

But incidently, look what script pages turned up recently out of the blue: 



@sorry for derailing the thread in advance

This just in:

Jack Goff, executive producer of future film project Alien Origin for The Asylum, released a statement confirming that the studio had approached actress Christina Hendrick to take on the lead role as a scientist exploriing the origins of life.

Film reporters speculate that Hendricks would portray a character similar to Swedish actress Noomi Rapaces role in upcoming Ridley Scott venture Prometheus, due to arrive in theaters this June. It is also hinted by industri insiders who have read the script, that if the deal goes through, Hendricks would be required to wear skimpy outfits similar to Rapaces and certain scenes with the character running and doing push up exercises, would be extended to last 25 minutes of total screentime.

However, whether Hendricks is interested in taking the part or not is not clear at this time of writing. Apparently executive producer Jack Goff had a brief telephone conversation with the actress talking about the role and according to Goff, the actress ended the phone conversation inexplicable by shouting his name into the phone 3 times before hanging up.

To be updated.

http://www.imgvsimg.com/thumb/0/17/17.jpg

What a waste of talent that'd be. 

[Eva]

http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/lindsaylaughing2.gif

Please, where's this taken from Sweeper? I start laughing myself just by looking at it 

[Zeta Reticuli]

this thread is pure gold

[Nightmare Asylum]

The [Nightmare] Asylum's slumber has been disturbed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UPb4i3SxQ#ws

[Space Sweeper]

http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/Space-Sweeper/Various%20GIFs/lindsaylaughing2.gif

Please, where's this taken from Sweeper? I start laughing myself just by looking at it 

Oh god, late response incoming! It's from the classic one-season show Freaks and Geeks, and yeah, it has that infectious quality to it-- which is why I use it so much. 

On topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6XZlD8yFIc#ws

Good god, Asylum on found footage... this should be quite hilarious.

[Peakius Baragonius]

Who buys this crap when you can get the real deal instead...?

To be fair AVH: Alien vs. Hunter does rate higher in the entertainment category than it's plagirizee AVPR...