The 'last thing you bought' thread

[Space Sweeper]

Hah. f**kin' flies'll never know what hit 'em.

[Cvalda]

I wish it didn't take 3-7 weeks for them to sprout, though.

[Bat Chain Puller]

It was eyeing me in Michael's. I am not ashamed.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2n9l07m.jpg

Hey! I recently bought one of those too! Was considering a Bonsai Tree ... but the Fly Trap was cheaper and preforms a service. And with any luck (give or take a solar eclipse) it will sing for me.

[Cvalda]

Hey! I recently bought one of those too! Was considering a Bonsai Tree ... but the Fly Trap was cheaper and preforms a service. And with any luck (give or take a solar eclipse) it will sing for me.

I have a carnivorous plant fetish. I think they're beaaauuutttiiifffuuulll. Searched in vain for an adult flytrap at all the local purveyors of greenery, and turned up nothing, which was a surprise. Thought I'd just try birthing them myself.

[First Blood]

Thought I'd just try birthing them myself.

There's an image.

[coolbreeze]

Thought I'd just try birthing them myself.

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[Cvalda]

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[First Blood]

And...push!

[Cvalda]

It's a---

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--Uhhhhhh

[First Blood]

Congratulations. You've successfully given birth to uh...uh...plant.

[coolbreeze]

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Let's hope you don't end up like this...

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[Bat Chain Puller]

... A penis Fly Trap?

[Cvalda]

... A penis Fly Trap?

.... Now that you mention it, it does kinda look like---

[Bat Chain Puller]

----a pink football with lips sprouting out of a cabbage head?

Awww. And it has your stems.

[Cvalda]

Awww. And it has your stems.

The beauteous miracle of reproduction.