1. No, NO, NOOOOOO, i would die screaming, agonizing in my own blood
2. I'd search the galaxy for the most rare, strongest prey, and hunt and fight them in the most challenging ways possible
3. I'd run there to find out what happened (carrying a shotgun and an electric katana of course)
What if...
1. You had an electric katana?
2. Longcat would be a dog?
3. A star shaped wound appeard on your forehead?