"Try to imagine yourself in the Space, planet Acheron. You get your first look at this "six foot bug" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a reptile, slowly, moving his tail. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like other species – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the Alien. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two Aliens you didn't even know were there. Because Alien's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this – a six-inch retractable tongue, like a razor, inside his mouth. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no... he slashes at you here or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect."
