The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[The Ghoul]

Huh watching you guys fight I couldn't help but think MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA#


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4E0HG8TRwI#ws

[King Rathalos]

*Comes out of explosion*
YA WASTED TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Smashes King Rathalos' chest and rips the very pulsing heart out of it*

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! *summons Cthulhu*

[OmegaZilla]

*Breaks an hologram maker to pieces as Cthulhu disappears*

Cheating nuh uh.

*Stabs the pulsing heart in hand with a dagger and summons the real Cthulhu*

[King Rathalos]

There is only one that can destroy Cthulhu!
I present to thee MINTBERRY CRUNCH!

[Predator Queen]

Now i am in the mood for cereal

[OmegaZilla]

Too bad I have got a toonslayer sword. *Cuts Mintberry Crunch to death*

[King Rathalos]

YES! YES! My plan is working to fruition! It shall soon be completed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0xHf4yu1o#
I introduce thee and even newer contender that cant be destroyed nor conventionally or spiritually!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I  return.

[Geronimo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEPpwQlRu5M#

[Predator Queen]

( We should have some sort of X mess plot)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I no dutch, I Jason, I pissed!!!

*Dips Geronimos face in liguid nitrogen and shatters it agaisnt a tree*

[Geronimo]

I was over there but now I am over here.

Spoiler

And what's wrong with the Dutch! 

[close]

( We should have some sort of X mess plot)

It could work. You have my vote.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I was over there but now I am over here.

Spoiler

And what's wrong with the Dutch! 

[close]

I iz Jason!!! I iz no dutch! Uz stupid!



*Decapitates Geronimo*

[Geronimo]

How dare you insult he Dutch! They make damn good chocolate!

[Predator Queen]

( People don't talk to him just ignore the troll ... )
( I say for the plot we look for Santas Workshop in the North Pole)