The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[SpaceMarines]

*returns in Star Child form*



Hello, Fitzgerald impostor.

*morphs into Roy Batty*



Whatever you are, I'm here to stop you. I'm here to get Fitzgerald back.

*morphs into Dave Bowman*



Omega, you should get away. This will not go well.

Thing, I am here to get back my friends. You will be destroyed.

*morphs to Carl Sagan*



*pulls out device, presses buttons, original Fitzgerald appears in front of him*

Good to see you again. Now, let's kill this thing.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

"What the bloody hell in - HOLY f**k!"
*Fitzgerald uses Famas to shoot at the Thing*

[SpaceMarines]

My xenological and biological studies of this organism indicate that energy-based weapons work best, such as flamethrowers or lightning-guns.



Take this.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

So what your saying is that we have to...
*Puts on flamethrower*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
*Shoots and burns incoming Fitzgerald thing*

[SpaceMarines]

To put it bluntly, yes. Kill it with fire.

Weapons are such a primitive form of communication. But, sometimes, it is the only way that works.

*shoots more lightning*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Ok that ones dead.
Get Sweeper back please?

[SpaceMarines]

So, who, exactly, has been infected?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.

[Ghost Rider]

Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.

I'm not infected.

[Predator Queen]

{Bites into an apple} what is happening now?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.

I'm not infected.

You were never in the bunker!
How the hell are we supposed to trust you?
*Adjusts mask*
Your lucky Space Marines. You can breathe the nuclear air.

[Ghost Rider]

Well ummm....
*Taps into thing memories*
Lets see. Sweeper from the get go. Then I thought I got you, apperently not. Then Chupa, then Lie.
Everyone except PQ really. I mean Puba and Space Pred are carriers.

I'm not infected.

You were never in the bunker!
How the hell are we supposed to trust you?
*Adjusts mask*
Your lucky Space Marines. You can breathe the nuclear air.

F**king look at me.

[SpaceMarines]

Nuclear air? What? I've been gone for awhile.

So, we gotta find assimilated Sweeper, Chupa, Lie, PBA, and Space Pred?

Damn. That'll take some work.

[Ghost Rider]

Nuclear air? What? I've been gone for awhile.

So, we gotta find assimilated Sweeper, Chupa, Lie, PBA, and Space Pred?

Damn. That'll take some work.

SO have I.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Chupa and Lie are in the bunker.
And PQ is somewhere in there. Also Space Preds remaining Thing brain is up there.
*Points at top of bunker*
I still dont think we can trust Ghost. Ill watch our backs