The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*actvates self destruct*

BITCH GO BOOM

[Purebreedalien]

*Inside the belly of the beast*

What a cliche' title.

Yep.

This isn't going to end well.

We're gonna be in deep $#!&.

That's gonna stink.

Stop with the puns. I'm getting outta here.



*Fires at the stomach lining, which bursts*

*Rolls out, covered in guts*

Alien, much?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*remaining things run inside bunker and find Chuping has assimilated Lie leaving only PQ as they seal themselves in to survive the blast*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Puba does not realize he's spit out and infected*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

FREE ME AND THERE WILL BE NO BOOM

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Space pred explodes and the bunker is unaffected*

[Purebreedalien]

*Picks up detonator*

*Bunker explodes*

Quick! Think of a one-liner!

Hurry!

Is there a doctor in the house?

Lame.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*SP brain lands in bunker*

Fuuu... that hurrrts.... heeeellllp

[Space Sweeper]

*Throws up on Fitzs lap*

[Purebreedalien]

*Bunker smoulders*

*Puba does not realize he's spit out and infected*

You see that?

Yep.

Too bad he doesn't realise that my cells are in a constant state of flux, so I'm immune to disease and infection.

Apart from cancer.

Yeah, but we already have that.

[Space Sweeper]

Real Emerson is hot. and if you dont agree. well, I dont know what you are.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*There is a clunking sound*



*Leaps behind PBA*

Protect me!

[OmegaZilla]

What the f**k man, I can't be off for a night and you do ten moar pages?!
*Slashes SP from the backside and watches as his upper part falls to the ground*

[SpaceMarines]

*walks calmly out of bunker wreckage talking to self*

Spoiler

PS- Real Emerson is SO hot. quote if you concur.

[close]

Anyways. Affliction appears to be xenological in origin. Assimilates organic-based life. Takes control of body. Perfect replication.



Heh, heh... I know a fair bit about that. Many are infected. The catastrophic potential of such an infection is... unimaginable.

*phases to Bowman*



Cure possible? No. Extermination only option. Must destroy all infected. Unfortunate. But, cure impossib-

Unless!

*phases to Sagan*



Yes, yes, yes. Could work. No guarantee. Infected bodies still need to be eliminated, but originals restored. Must move quickly, work on cure.

*phases to Star Child*



Must move quickly.

*teleports away from bunker*

[Purebreedalien]

At home- with a new chair