The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Troll Cat]

*Starts flying*    *pulls out phone and watches this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt1kWNImkxo

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Throws 90 pounds of C4 and they stick to Troll and his cat*
Semper Fi Bi!ch!
*C4 explodes and sends them both into orbit*
I still have 300 pounds built up from not using these! WHOS NEXT!

[Troll Cat]

*Throws 90 pounds of C4 and they stick to Troll and his cat*
Semper Fi Bi!ch!
*C4 explodes and sends them both into orbit*
I still have 300 pounds built up from not using these! WHOS NEXT!

gfsgfhjaghfjhagjhgajfh!!!!! *Flys back to crater*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*crater becomes bigger because of Troll and his cat crashing into it*
I think your cat swallowed a meteor, it looks sick.
*Cat blacks out*
Welp you have problems.

[Troll Cat]

R.I.P Sausage Cat *flys to Fitz*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

i meant the troll one.
*Looks at troll cat again, pokes it*
Seriously its out cold. I think its infected by the meteor. You should take it to that hospital over there.
*Points at hospital above the crater*

[Troll Cat]

*Flies to Hospital* *comes out 2 sec. later with a lolipop and a fully energized troll cat on steroids*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Troll cat blacks out from overdose*
Medicine dont work like that.
*Troll cat goes back in with Firz following*
Here just wait in this room, Ill call a vet.
*As he leaves the hallway*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI
Best 200 pounds of C4 ive ever used!

[Troll Cat]

*The cat cant die* *Hovers hand over the cat* *The cat comes back to full energized life*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

That was a bad idea.
You see now your infected by the alien stuff too.
So your most likely going to die soon.
*Watches as cat stands up then falls over immediately*
Nope. Looks like he has an expiration date now.
*Scans cat with portable scanner*
7 hours.
*Laughs*
You are royally boned.

[Troll Cat]

dude. im f**king invincible i cant die

[Space Sweeper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI

Truly one of the best explosions ever filmed. Fu*k Michael Bay, this is how you present them.

[Predator Queen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI

He looks great in a dress....
{Gets a stick and trys to look up the jokers dress}
its sad to admit I am worse then some males...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

dude. im f**king invincible i cant die

Says you.
You haz three posts and not much going for you in a like factor.....
*Traps Troll and Cat in seperate bio control sound proof rooms with no air holes*
Well see this way, If you die in 6 hours its good. If you dont die in six hours its good.
*Isolates area and makes everyone leave*
Now lets all sit down and talk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pyPY8w1TI

Truly one of the best explosions ever filmed. Fu*k Michael Bay, this is how you present them.

It really was. I cant believe the explosion didnt happen on set, his reaction was real, I wouldve been like wait, Holy hell!

[Troll Cat]

*Teleports out of chamber* *bits fitz and gives alien infection to him*