The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

* grabs Fitz around the throat and begins to choke the life out of him.*

[Space Sweeper]

Watches silently in the background, leaning against a wall with Juliana, arms folded.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*queen hugs me again now that ghost is busy*

*awkward boner*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Fitz clone dissapates and Ghost realizes he has to keep PQ alive for an hour*
(puddle of clone goop)
Good.... Luck....
Hell.... hath..... no fury..... like..... Anime..... scorned......

[Ghost Rider]

*begins choking the life out of the clones one at a time.*

[Predator Queen]

{Hits Chupa in the head easily breaking his helmet}

[Space Sweeper]

There he is!

*Tackles Fitz, and gets Juliana to hold a supressed pistol to his temple*

You will not LEAVE ME like that EVER AGAIN!!

*Juliana applies pressure*

[Ghost Rider]

*pushes Juliana aside and begins choking the life out of Fitz.*

[Space Sweeper]

*All three of us start attacking Fitz. No clones or any of that. Just Fitz.*

[Ghost Rider]

*looks over.* *speaks in a dark, demonic voice.* He's mine.

[Space Sweeper]

*We continue attacking Fitz, IGNORING Ghost Rider's voice, at which point her realizes the more people attacking Fitz, the better*

...

*Everybody starts screaming their own thing in Fitz's face, while he struggles against the attackers on the ground*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*in the ground, bleeding*

whyy, penis?

*penis talks*

-because.

[Space Sweeper]

*While strangling Fitz, Juliana turns around to see a bleeding penis on the ground, turns back toward Fitz, and then does a double take*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*As everyone fights each other, Fitz (?) laughs*
HA HA HA HA HA!
You think this is the real Fitzgerald?
*Everyone looks over*
It is.
*Charges them and locks them in an air lock*
Now play nice.
*dissapears*

[Ghost Rider]

*chases Fitz to the ends of the multiverse.*