The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Predator Queen]

{Still knocks chupa over then picks him up and dusts him off} sorry thought you were an alien...

[Ghost Rider]

What was I supposed to do?
You were about to kill a very good friend.

Fair enough. You're right. Almost made a costly mistake.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

but, but-

*starts to turn into an alien like a werewolf under the moon*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Bends reality and makes Chupa shape shifter*
Now become the chinese soldier and make us laugh!
Please?

[Ghost Rider]

A shapeshifter?

[Nope]

"Its one who changes shapes, padawan."

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Spoiler

stop interfeering with this story arc, you

[close]

very well, i will be a... Predalien Xenoborg! half Alien, a quarter predator and a quarter Robot!

just hang on, tomorrow i will draw it!

[Predator Queen]

I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

[Ghost Rider]

I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.

[Nope]

"Its horrifiingly Beautiful!"
*Gasps in disbelief."

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Spoiler

Isnt an alien already a quarter robot?
And a quarter penis?
And a 100 different animals?
And isnt a Predator partly a vigina?

[close]

Ima just stop talking now....

[Predator Queen]

I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.

still in a world based on predators and aliens you would think there would be a male predator around...

[Nope]

I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.

And im a Goldblumasouras bitch. 

[Ghost Rider]

I just realized.... I am the only predator here..... {Falls over}

I'm a demon bounty hunter.

still in a world based on predators and aliens you would think there would be a male predator around...

Guess not.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Spoiler

Looks like a penis =/= is a penis
Same for the predator pussy bite

[close]

*anouncer talks*

Cap. Fitzgerald is now a PREDATOR due to balance mechanics*