The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Troll Cat]

*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)

Bushes?

messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*

[Space Sweeper]

Adn tehn ghowst ryder woek up n it wuz al1 a drem.

So what point have we reached?

We flush your friend into the sun.

[Ghost Rider]

*growls in anger*

[Troll Cat]

if you havent realized. im invincible. *lols at pic*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Admiral. Permission to defend your soldiers?
I get the feeling an atack is inbound. Meanwhile, send a marine to my ship and ask ChupaCabras Acheronsis for refiblirators from L4D2

*watches from bushes* *Troll Cat appears from nowhere and also starts looking*(all that is visible is the eyes)

Bushes?

messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*

SWIMS!

Adn tehn ghowst ryder woek up n it wuz al1 a drem.

So what point have we reached?

We flush your friend into the sun.

I agree. He can live on its surface

[Space Sweeper]

messed up. i got confused. let me restart *swims back into ship and reunites with cat*

Where the f*ck are you swimming?

[Troll Cat]

zero gravity. i cant walk back can i? swimming through space

[Ghost Rider]

*facepalm*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Heads back to ship and comes back before Troll can grab him*
Stick these in the marines they should come back to life as intelligent zombies with no rott.
*Looks around*
So what defenses to you have?
Lie is incoming.

*facepalm*

Agreed

[Space Sweeper]

zero gravity. i cant walk back can i? swimming through space

This is rediculous. Even for the Pillowfighting Thread. 

*facepalm*

So Say We All.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I just had a radical idea.....
This ship has tractor beams right?

[Lie]

*Inside the Destiny*

Lie: Rush are the teleports working? I wanted to on that flagship 5 minutes again!

Rush: They should be working.

Lie: Should be? 

Rush: I mean they are working.

Lie: ... *Glares*

Rush: They are working sir.

*Looks at PQ*

Lie: PQ if this works I'll radio in then you and Mini Me can join me on that ship.

*Teleports*

Rush: So your like a Predator chick? 

*Appears in open space*

Rush! 

*Sees Troll Cat Swiming helplessly in space*

f**k it.

*Grabs Troll Cat and teleports back to Destiny*

[Space Sweeper]

I just had a radical idea.....
This ship has tractor beams right?

No, this is Battlestar Galactica. Not Star Trek or Star Wars. Or Austin Powers In: Goldmember.

[Troll Cat]

defenses. really.    my cat. my guns. *points to pistols holstered at waste(lol),turns around and points to assault rifles at back, hands one rifle and one pistol to fitz

[Ghost Rider]

I thought that this was whatever we wanted?