The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Space Sweeper]

*Slaps Monolith across the face*
Good God, snap out of it man!

[TheMonolith]

Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!

[Lie]

(Meanwhile deep under the sea in the underwater city)

*Turns as the explosion's shockwave heads towards me*

...  f**k me...

*Is blown through several walls*

The Expenables make it look easy.

*Looks up to find Stargate that is already dialing*





Alright!

[Troll Cat]

*troll cat jumps on me and sleeps there*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

f**king cat can teleport.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!

The sig can be controlled.
If he goes rouge I delete the sig

[OmegaZilla]

A StarGate!! 8D *Jumps to the other side*

...Wow.

[TheMonolith]

Damn it that's not all!
Because if Troll Cat gets down here then that will be all!
(Picks up papers)
Then all this...this bullshit that you think is so important,
(Throws papers)
you can just kiss all that goodbye!

The sig can be controlled.
If he goes rouge I delete the sig

You...you fiend!
BTW, It won't work. 

[Troll Cat]

yeah. it wont work. the sig is under my control

[Predator Queen]

{Grabs onto someone randomly and hangs there like a dead body}

[Hive Tyrant]

Errr...

*pries Predator Queen's fingers off him, one by one*

[Predator Queen]

{Digs her claws more into Hive Tyrant piercing into the skin easily } 

[Hive Tyrant]

*glares*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

THE SIG WONT DELETE!

[TheMonolith]

Make peace with it. That is the only way.