The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

That's a lot of firepower!
I choose you!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Now we wait for Lie.
Also should he not come in five minutes OZ wins.

[Purebreedalien]

I declare OmegaZilla the winner, because the newer Poke'mon suck!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Lol. Good point. Also its been 4 minutes. I think 

[Vulhala]

I win. Because I just do.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

My god powers can be thwarted by your new MOD powers darn it!
Ok Vulhala wins....

[Lie]

*waiting out side the thread*

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

* door to the thread opens and I hear the words*

"newer Pokemon suck"

Oh Hell No! Johto Pokemon rock the rest of the newer ones suck!



Ready or not here I come, with my man boobs!

*Houndoom lounges on Cap and rips of his throat*

Step aside PBA, me and the Pokemon master over there have a score to settle.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

When he bit me he dissintegrated....

[Purebreedalien]

*Runs back to the hills*

[OmegaZilla]

Mew used Earthquake!
It's super-effective!
Lie's Houndoom fainted!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*waiting out side the thread*

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

* door to the thread opens and I hear the words*

"newer Pokemon suck"

Oh Hell No! Johto Pokemon rock the rest of the newer ones suck!



Ready or not here I come, with my man boobs!

*Houndoom lounges on Cap and rips of his throat*

Step aside PBA, me and the Pokemon master over there have a score to settle.

When he bit me he dissintegrated....

Its not fainted dude.... The things dead. 
Ehh. You told him to do it. And anyone who touches my skin dies.....
Thats why i wear the mask and the body armor now. But he BIT it. And now hes dead...

[Lie]

Just because Houndoom's gone doesnt change the fact that he still ripped out your throat, now this can go the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours.

Do you wanna live or not Cap?

[OmegaZilla]

*Throws Cap in Stargate Sarcophagus*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

im already dead. And also Omnipotent. I cant die be hurt etc. etc.

*Throws Cap in Stargate Sarcophagus*

*Sarcophagos ceases to exist upon contact with body*

[OmegaZilla]

Gruh. The Sarcophagus can resurrect dead things.