The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[TheMonolith]

Who is the wise guy who threw a Molotov Cocktail into my back seat!?

[Solace]

Who is the wise guy who threw a Molotov Cocktail into my back seat!?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Disintigrates Chupa from the inside destroying every particle of dna and every molecule in his being.*
Dont try messing with me Chupa...Im a whole evolutionary step in front of you.

[Solace]

*Disintigrates Chupa from the inside destroying every particle of dna and every molecule in his being.*
Dont try messing with me Chupa...Im a whole evolutionary step in front of you.

You killed Chupa..........NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!


*shoots Fitzgerald to death then shoots 50 more times for good measure*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Turns each bullet into a piece of cake and eats them matrix style*
Tasty!

[TheMonolith]

Thanks for being honest. I was wondering because
I WANTED TO GIVE IT BACK!

(Throws cocktail at Solace, striking him in the face)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Amplifies flame from Mullatov to 200000000 times the normal heat*
Burn bi!ch BURN!

[OmegaZilla]

I challenge you all to a Smash Bros. Match.

Rules:
NO ITEMS
MEMBERS ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION!!!


*Teleports all Pillowfighting members to Final Destination*

[TheMonolith]

What place is this!?

[Solace]

Pika Pika,bitches.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*bursts from Capt. Fitzgerald's chest*

I AM A PART OF YOUUUUUUUuuuu....

*runs away*

[Lie]

*Looks around*

The Final Destination... But no items come on? Omega be reasonable!

[OmegaZilla]

Click

[Lie]

I know what your referencing but if your a true Smash bros player, you know that there is nothing worse than a match with no items.

I know you'll make the right choice. 

[OmegaZilla]

Hum.
*Goes on rules and puts in all items*
No wait
*Deletes explosive box and pinball thing*