The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Pulls out a picture of a girl and shows it to everybody*

Execuse me, but does anybody know where I can find this girl?

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Ashley-Graham.jpg

She was kidnapped a few weeks ago and I need to find her and rescue her. Has anybody seen her lately?

I'm sorry but the Space Krakens got her.

[DARIAS93]

Jack? JACK!
(Goes running after Kennedy with an axe)
What have you done to Jack!?

*Pulls out handgun and fires it at TheMonolith's axe causing it fly out from his hands*

You better watch yourself, TheMonolith. You might not get so lucky.

*Pulls out a picture of a girl and shows it to everybody*

Execuse me, but does anybody know where I can find this girl?

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/Ashley-Graham.jpg

She was kidnapped a few weeks ago and I need to find her and rescue her. Has anybody seen her lately?

I'm sorry but the Space Krakens got her.

The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?

[TheMonolith]

(Shakes fist up at sky)

You shall be avenged Jack!

[DARIAS93]

What are you talking about? Who's Jack?

[Lie]

I thought you were Jack, aren't you?

[DARIAS93]

No.

[Purebreedalien]

Well, this place is pretty much dead. Only one thing left to do.

[OmegaZilla]

The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?

Horrible, horrible beings, made of pure horror.

[DARIAS93]

The Space Krakens? Can you tell me who or what they are?

Horrible, horrible beings, made of pure horror.

Do you know how they look like?

[First Blood]

Purebreed, noooooooooo!

*tries to put his brains back in his head*

[TheMonolith]

I am watching you Leon! I went back to my conversations with Jack and he is gone. Who took his place? You. You think I would forget the music off!?

Jack will rise again!


(looks to PBA)
He'll get better.

[OmegaZilla]

Do you know how they look like?

[TheMonolith]

Oh f**k.
It's CTHULHU! 

Quick. Vote for his presidential campaign! Maybe he won't eat us!

[OmegaZilla]

He's the head of Space Krakens mafia!

[DARIAS93]

Do you know how they look like?

http://www.apocprod.com/Pages/de_aequilibritatis_mundi/SB678_images/cthulhu.gif

Where I can find them?