The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

*Huddled in a ball, rocking back-and-forth in the corner*

Those eyes... those evil, joker-esque eyes...

[Gate]

This thread is now hijacked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHMNMFEqZs

Everybody, get naked. Now.

[Purebreedalien]

... no.

[Space Sweeper]

A police officer named Sergeant Doakes came to our Elementary School today, and he taught me to stay away from people like you. (He also provided grammar lessons)

*Kicks Lumine in the dick and takes thread back to return to the people*

[Purebreedalien]

*Praises Space Sweeper*

[Gate]

Do you really have what it takes to stop us? You're merely tools of the humans; tools of the old world. You think you can stand up to those of us who have evolved this far?

The world is changing, its only naturla that evolution TAKE ITS COURSE. Now Line up to be exterminated!!!

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[Space Sweeper]

A fake penis?  Pal. I've got incendiary boots.

*ORBITALSTRIKEDICKKICK*

The f**k out of here.

*Patrols thread*

[DARIAS93]

Spoiler

[close]

[OmegaZilla]

Yay!
*Puts Jack in a freezer*

[DARIAS93]

You better not put me in the freezer...

[Hive Tyrant]

*in shock*

[OmegaZilla]

That's an army of Jack Torrances!!

[Reaper Pred]

That's an army of Jack Torrances!!

Army of zombies actually !

[TheMonolith]

I'm sorry Jack. I'm afraid I will have to shut down the oxygen. Your membership is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

[DARIAS93]

You wouldn't...



You better not shut down the oxygen or else I'll have to chop your head off!