The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

Just... gotta recover, first.

[DARIAS93]

*Sips a cup of coffee*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Helps PBA up and tries not to stare at the puddle of blood under him then shoots RazorSlash repeatedly in the face with an AK-47 and then carrys PBA over to a chair and hands him beer.

[DARIAS93]

*Continues to sip a cup of coffee*

[RazorSlash]

I'm not dead....yet....
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>>
*steals coffee*
bweh heh heh

[DARIAS93]

*Takes back the coffee that RazorSlash has stolen and continues to sip it*

[RazorSlash]

Dont test me

[DARIAS93]

Okay. Here you go.



You got one hour to finish it.

[RazorSlash]

-answers all T's-
hahaha, I'm such a genius.

[DARIAS93]

I'm sorry, but the answer were false.

You will have to repeat the 6th grade next year.

[RazorSlash]

I'm sorry, but the answer were false.

You will have to repeat the 6th grade next year.

b-b-b-but...I'm in 11th grade

[DARIAS93]

I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

[RazorSlash]

I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

BUT THEY ARE LINES! THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE FALSE

[Hive Tyrant]

*barges in and flexes muscles*

So. I need an opportunity to flaunt my new Anytime 2 vs Mr. Black signature somewhere, and this looks like an opportunity. 

[DARIAS93]

I'm not in my calculations, Mr. RazorSlash.

If you were a 11th grader, then you answer all the 1st grade questions wrong?

BUT THEY ARE LINES! THEREFORE, THEY MUST BE FALSE

But you all of the questions true. You can't change your answer now. It's too late now. I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat the 1st grade.