The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

I can stare too.

[DARIAS93]

"Kiss me..."

[Purebreedalien]

[DARIAS93]

"Oh Pure, I love it when you shoot your bullets up my ass..."

[OmegaZilla]

I shall go swimming.
*Dives into lava*

[DARIAS93]

"Can I join?"

[Purebreedalien]

I... I'm... I'm at a loss of words. He's more bat$#!7 insane than I am!

[DARIAS93]

YES! I won this battle!

[Purebreedalien]

*Unintelligible noises*

I die don't, assjack.

*More unintelligible noises*

Factor healing work will soon.

Backwards stupid brain.

[OmegaZilla]

"Can I join?"

Sure you can.
But I don't think humans can resist to Lava Heat.

[DARIAS93]

*Unintelligible noises*

I die don't, assjack.

*More unintelligible noises*

Factor healing work will soon.

Backwards stupid brain.

"I love unintelligent people..."

"Can I join?"

Sure you can.
But I don't think humans can resist to Lava Heat.

"I would love to resist with you one day..."

[Purebreedalien]

Hurg.

I'm back, I think. I just wanna let you know, crazy staring guy, these colours don't run. Unless they have to!

[DARIAS93]

"Nice bike. Can I jump on?"

[OmegaZilla]

Aaaaaah!
*Atomizes Jack*

[DARIAS93]

"I like it when you atomize my ass.."