The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*chops off first bloods head*
Here you go.

[Basher917]

*pays bio the credits*
now to fry this and code it with baby blood and tears

[First Blood]

*chops off first bloods head*
Here you go.

Fool! That was an android of myself.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Chops off real first bloods head.*
Yep, the blood's red, it's real.

[Basher917]

Richard takes the real FB head, ( gives Bio hazard extra 100,000 credits) turns the android one real and roasts both of them and eats them
Richard: chewy!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Looks at Biohazard.*  YOU! 

Begins to float away slowly out of thread.

[Anonymous684]

Uncanny Psycho grabs Fitz's ankle and snaps it causing him to seize floating away!

[OmegaZilla]

i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!

I am already engaged! Plus you smell bad!

And I feel tickly in the head... what is that, a flea?
*Finds Basher*
Um.... yeah, something close.
*snaps Basher's back*

And Biohazard, how the f**k would you think I would want to go to Afghanistan?

[Basher917]

i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!

I am already engaged! Plus you smell bad!

And I feel tickly in the head... what is that, a flea?
*Finds Basher*
Um.... yeah, something close.
*snaps Basher's back*

And Biohazard, how the f**k would you think I would want to go to Afghanistan?

(note: Richard has been out for awhile)

[OmegaZilla]

I dunn care.
I'll just... TICK TICK TICK
uh?
*Looks at clock*
Oh sorry, it's my hour of tea now.
*Drinks Tea*

[Basher917]

you forget the

[OmegaZilla]

OMG TRUTH TRUTH
THIS TEA IS FROM BRITAIN
I FORCED THE VERY QUEEN TO GIVE IT TO ME

[Basher917]

Well i have her hostage!
*holds up knife to a queen's throat
wait this is the queen of a forigin contry
*slits the lady's throat*
takes knife and stabs Oz's eye and gets on a motorcycle and drives away

[OmegaZilla]

I have armored eyes!
*stares deeply*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*walks away*