The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Lie]

*In an unknown location*



Lie: Come on people think, how can I be in two places at once?

[SpaceMarines]

MHPMHPMHPMHPMPH!!!!

<<Im stuck in resin, you moron!>>

I'm almost there!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Snorts full cup of cocaine*
WOAH....Chupa why did you turn into that!?!?!?!

[The Ghoul]

*grunts from the shin kick, but continues to eat cheeseburger, suddenly the bag is empty* how did i finish a buttomless bag of fast food? *sticks his head in bag and then falls into it and lands into the Alien universe* Woah what a mushroom trip. 

*Computer voice* Warning you have 15 mintutes to reach minium safe distance.


Holyshit, looks around, the atmo is melting down. Great i'm in aliens. *Suddenly poof of smoke surrounds him and then his gone* *He reaches safe distance* Wait a tic, I lived through nukes before.  GAH WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *poof again* *in queen chamber with Ripley*

Ripley: Who the hell are you?

Ghoul: *smirks dashes and kicks the queens face off.* I just saved you a bunch of trouble now get out of here Ripley!!!!! *Poof again and has some how ended up on the sulaco* *Waits for the others to show up, so he can destory the smuggled eggs, effectively stopping alien 3 and alien 4.*

[PredalienXenomorph]

*finds empty bag* Do I smell burgers?

Yes

Not a question my friend. *reaches inside bag and is pulled into the Aliens universe* What the hell *turns to see armed marines* Apon: Blast it!

You know your f**ked right?

*Gets blown to pieces and respawns deeper in the hive*

[Deathbearer]

{riding bicycle down the street} la tee da tee da

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*talks to producer*

Okay guys, if you stop f**king with the script, we can make it to gateway nice and safe.

however, if any of you touches anything anymore, you will be killed horribly, Hollywood writter style.

[Basher917]

Richard- but i'm not in the movie !!!!! mwhaahaa
*drinks a dr pepper can while eating a baby

[SpaceMarines]

*talks to producer*

Okay guys, if you stop f**king with the script, we can make it to gateway nice and safe.

however, if any of you touches anything anymore, you will be killed horribly, Hollywood writter style.

*exits Star Gate*



CHUPA. I HAVE ARRIVED. I AM NOW READY TO RESCUE YOU.

[Deathbearer]

{parks bike} O_O

IT'S VAMPIRE FIGHTING TIME!!

{bike turns into giant robot} MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! {chargin a lazor}

[Basher917]

Richard: the fork of truth shall prevale through theses dark times

[DARIAS93]

{Pulls out the Mullet of Justice and slaps everyonr with it}

Hahaha! Now what?!

[SpaceMarines]

FOOLISHNESS. I AM OF ENERGY, INTERTWINED INEXORABLY WITH THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THIS UNIVERSE.

(This persona is separate from my demon being-of-energy persona.)

[Basher917]

before macgrubber hits him with the mullet, Richard blocks it with the fork of truth

[DARIAS93]

You bastard! You will pay for what you have done.

{Pulls out a rocket launcher from his mullet and shoots it at Basher's/Richard's face}