The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Yes they ARE!!! Both died VERY EASILY. No one cares about them anymore! Japenese killed it.
*Gets in giant mech ready for OZ's shitstorm*

It even has my colors!!!

[OmegaZilla]

I wouldn't call Twelve missles on both sides, of the type that made the MSG go boom, easy. Godzilla fanboys' is an highly superficial valutation.
The other one is a in-joke made just to reference the monster and to show how the Original is much better and gne-gne-gne.

Shitstorm? Your previsions are wrong...

So wrong.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Did you see me ANYWHERE near the whitehouse!?!?!?!
BRING IT YOU OVERSIZED IGUANA!!!!!!

(While playing this music)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZMq6li2RP4

[OmegaZilla]

What the f**k is happening in the first image?
Anyway, yes, I bring it.
*Throws White House to Biohazard*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

What the f**k is happening in the first image?
Anyway, yes, I bring it.
*Throws White House to Biohazard*

IT'S MY POINT OF VIEW FROM INSIDE MY MECH!!!
*Easily destroys whitehouse,*
*Delivers Massive rocket aided punch to OZ's face. Utilizing the rocket makes it EXPLOSIVE!!!*

[OmegaZilla]

*Eats Rockets*
Tasty! Where'd you find those? They're such delicious things...!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Delivers uppercut, shoots with 100 rockets while in the air, performs roundhouse kick to OZ'z stomach sending him sprawling*
I make em myself!
*Uses lazer sword to stab in head*
That didn't kill you did it?

[OmegaZilla]

It didn't.
*somehow breaks the laser sword in half even if it's impossible*
*Uses one half to clean teeth*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*OZ's fingers and part of his mouth fall off.*
Yeah, its not possible.
*Shoves mech's hand down OZ's throat and rips out windpipe*

[OmegaZilla]

You aren't on LSD are you?
*Cleans teeth once more*
Enough of that.
*Throws half of the sword directly into Biohazard's head impaling it*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

HA! MISSED ME!!!
*Makes mech pull out sword and impale down OZ's spinal column slicing his spine in half, thus paralysing him. Kicks fingerless, faceless face, and makes fall to ground.*
You know, all that weed you smoke makes many things numb. You need to get off of that stuff.

[OmegaZilla]

All this weird white dust... Biohazard! Drugs??
*Exits thread disgusted*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Fine. I'll just take that as you forfeiting our fight. I'M THE VICTOR!!!
*Notices battle enviroment turning into a rehab room.*
WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?!?! JESUS CHRIST ON HIS THRONE LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
*Starts destroying everything in room. 40 nurses rush in and subdue and sedate me. Falls asleep.*

[Basher917]

Necron lord: time to take what is right fully mine!

* 100 mexican necrons telaport to the lord's location

Necron lord: were are?

Warrior: they went to a collage graduation party

Necron lord: umm....

warrior: don't ask how

[The Ghoul]

*watches all of this shit goes down, then goes up to Necron lord give him a burger and walks back under a tree and keeps on eating* This is pretty good to watch you guys.