Necron lord: well F**K this place is begging to be abandoned
Pariah: i don't know what to tell you, and if i did, i'd be shot to pieces
Necron lord shoots pariah again, and it's dust gets blown away
Necron lord: Damn......
goes to a dinner and sits down, eats a donut and drinks some coffe, looks over to see a predator and a spartan II
necron lord: why you guys here?
Spartan II: got my A** stranded in the middle of nowere
Predator sighs
Predator: got my a** kicked by Arnold, again
Necron lord and Spartan II laugh
Necron lord looks at Spartan II
Necron lord: your the master cheif
thousands of halo fanboys run into the caffe
Master cheif: Godamnit