The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Basher917]

*Necron lord runs up Anytime's stair case with Chris Harrison to find a startling discovery:*



shocking huh? i wasn't surprised , why would he be called a Predator? for being a lion? no

[Purebreedalien]

Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

Not that comfortable.

I beg to differ.

[Basher917]

Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

Not that comfortable.

I beg to differ.

lol, tiny text

[Purebreedalien]

Wow, my exploding chair is really comfortable.

Not that comfortable.

I beg to differ.

lol, tiny text

Weird. I thought only I could see the voices.

That made no sense.

For once, I agree with him.

Shaddup.

[Basher917]

*Necron lord takes out notebook and pin and makes a note to self about purebreed, Note to self: use posts from purebreed as social advice..........maybe......or not? 

answer: no

[Purebreedalien]

Social advice from the Crimson Comedian! Great idea!

You're going to get him killed if he follows your advice.

That's the fun.

*sigh*

Hey, other box, got nothing to say?

I'm just gonna let this run its course.

Good choice.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Hey, OZ! Remember WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when when you sicked your alligator on me and I killed it, but you gave me tea and I apologised and went to find a voodoo doctor to revive your pet gator?

[Purebreedalien]

I don't recall, maybe I hadn't entered the thread then.

Or maybe your brain is just useless.

Hey, we're his brain!

$#!& you're right, no, wait, we're his new brain he aquired after reading Daniel Way's Deadpool stuff, before he was the Fabien Niceza Deadpool.

Oh yeah, you're right. So it was his old brain that was useless?

Yep, we're a step up from the old one, only I think we're only here because he's so unstable.

Guys, keep it down! I'm trying to be nostalgic!

[Basher917]

*Necron lord shoots purebreed, in an attempt to shut him up *

he gets annoyed

[PredalienXenomorph]

hehehehe they hear voices in their heads

Hey wtf?

Uh oh he has become aware

[Purebreedalien]

Shaddup Necron freak! Bullets don't affect me!

Somebody is copying my brain... Basher917 and PredalienXenomorph can see boxes too, or can I read their thoughts? Either way, they're an annnoyance to me!

Or, y'know, they think we're just awesome and want to get in on this by copying us.

Yeah, because they have no ideas of their own, it's probably that more than anything.

To be fair guys, I still want to shoot them.

Who's stopping you? We can't have three voice/box hearing/seeing maniacs in this thread, now can we?

Aim for the pancreas! Maybe we can induce diabetes!

Haha, good idea guys!

[PredalienXenomorph]

*bullets bounce off me* you little *falls on ass but gets up and wacks Purebreed with my tail*

[Basher917]

pariah: sir, i think he's suggesting I'm one of your thoughts

* Neron lord telaports behind PB so he doesn't get shot, and fires his Gauss cannon at PB's back, and makes a weird, broken, scratchy laugh*

[Purebreedalien]

*Stumbles*

Your rubbery tail can't hurt me, Predalien Xenomorph, your terrible design hurt your movie, and your chances of winning this fight!



Good thing I have THOR'S HAMMER!



*Smashes PredalienXenomorph's skull into paste*

*Casts lightning onto the corpse*

*SPLOTCH*

Nice sound effects.

Thanks.

Now, for you!

*Teleports away, behind the Necron's back*

*Smashes Necron with the mighty Mjonlir*

Oooooh! Nice!

[PredalienXenomorph]

*revives and randomly hits Basher with backhand*

He has anger issues

Get out of my head!

No!

*sneaks up on Purebreed and starts bashing his head than rips it off*