The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*dodged masterfully, aims and shoots Fitzgerald in his head*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Rolls out of the way and throws grenade. Lol extra protective helmet is extra protective

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Shoots grenade while it is midair, Takes of fitzgerald's helmet, shoots in head for reals this time fitzgerald crumples to my feet*
Blaster never fails me

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Predator self destruct device goes off as it did in AVP 3 (game) destroying my body and Biohazard as well as anything or anyone within... 400,000 miles. lol i guess that takes care of both of us? Unless you want me to keep this going...

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

THAT WAS A CLONE IN A BOBA FETT COSTUME! The real me is RIGHT HERE!!!!!
*Decapitates Fitzgerald with lightsaber*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Head flies into air and lands on leg biting through pants and giving you a horrible predalienkey (monkey) disease that leaves you 48 hours to live unless i give you the antidote hidden in a place only in know of. BUT IM DEAD NOW!!!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Uiuuuhhhhh......I have leg armor.

[Basher917]

*Laughs while looking at the ridiculos fight going on*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!

[The Ghoul]

*walks in sits down on the floor and acts normal and calm. What can he be planning now?* *whistles a tune*

[OmegaZilla]

*kicks the living sh*t out of OZ, looks at battered body*

You've said it.
*Living shit attacks Biohazard*

[MrBrokenTusks.]

* watcher while aiming with a buffalo rifle in the distance. *

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Burns OZ's living Sh*t*

I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!

What the hell is a predalienkey!?!?! And besides, I would have felt it. WHICH I DIDNT!!!
*Blows fitzgerald's head and body to bits with heavy duty jetpack missle*

You never stood a chance...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Burns OZ's living Sh*t*

I have super sharp predalienkey teeth they bit through!

What the hell is a predalienkey!?!?! And besides, I would have felt it. WHICH I DIDNT!!!
*Blows fitzgerald's head and body to bits with heavy duty jetpack missle*
http://alisonvuocolo.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/boba.jpg
You never stood a chance...

If AVPR made sense... A monkey facerhugged by a predalien whose xenomorph embryo is a hybrid of all three species. My teeth have a special numbing agent like that in the teeth of bats. You have less than 15 hours to live. And yes i never stood a chance i am mostly a suicide attacker. And my original target was OZ. Then you killed him

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Takes off leg armor, examines leg thouroughly, sees there in NO BITE MARKS, Puts armor back on, armor itself has NO BITE MARKS*
That is sooooo stupid. I'm fine. Anyways I JUST KILLED YOU. How are you even still talking?