The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo.

Spoiler

f**k.

[close]

[Lie]

Any minute now...

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Im tired of all of the predator biased assholes.
*Kills all Predator biased assholes*

[Drago-Morph]

Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo. http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Emoticons/e26953.gif

Spoiler

f**k.

[close]

Calm down, I got this.

*Creates a giant web slingshot and fires the missile into Chupacabras' evil space headquaters.*

There. Done.

I rule.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*missile bounces off and flies right into Drago-morph's head*

[Puks]

*Puks enters thread*

[Purebreedalien]

OH JESUS!



OK... anyone who died in the explosion, I give you permission to...

[OmegaZilla]

Damn boat.
*Throws Titanic away*

[Anto of the Sand]

Combines poprocks and cola.
Throws it at Zilla.
"Eat this, Xeno BOY!!!"

[OmegaZilla]

*Tailwhips that thing*
I ain't got time to eat that.

[Purebreedalien]

I ain't got time to hang around, who do I kill?

[OmegaZilla]

Did you yet kill Uwe Boll? I want his head, 'cuz it has special pawahs...

[Purebreedalien]

Did you yet kill Uwe Boll? I want his head, 'cuz it has special pawahs...

I killed him a few pages back. His head? Oh yeah, sure. Here ya' go.

*throws head at Omega*

[OmegaZilla]

Truely fantastic.

EVRYONEZ
PAY ATTENTIONZ
I HAS GOTZ UWE BOLLZ HEAD
IT PETRFIES PEPOL

[Purebreedalien]

Victory!