The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[SpaceMarines]

I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?

[Lie]

*watchs what could become a fight*

I think his getting rude to you Space, you should spark him!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

thats it. im done with you people.

*opens a portal to another dimension and trows in all of the radioactive material in earth*

f**k your nukes. think of something original next time!

[Nightmare Asylum]

Just so you know, I put a facehugger in you alternate dimension. Just sayin'

[chupacabras acheronsis]

so? im an android, that means no face huggin' for me.

*closes portal and destroys portal gun so nobody else can use it again*

[SpaceMarines]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKcY75LIkRw

[Purebreedalien]

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*eats pancakes*

[Eliskuya14]

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http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/deadpancake.jpg

*eats pancakes*

THOSE ARE MINE!

[Richard.H]

I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?

No, Ontario is in Canada. I just wrote it like that because some people don't know where Ontario is.  There was even a poll once that said 80% of Americans don't know where Canada is on the map.

Anyway, I ride a choppa and steal pancakes!

[Keg]

I ride a combat talon and I eat helicopters for breakfast

[First Blood]

I ride a combat talon and I eat helicopters for breakfast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tkkpfhd07s

[SpaceMarines]

I recreate the world destroyed by the nuke with my imagination... except for the Middle East... and Russia, and North Korea too, probably China as well. I will keep Africa, so that NATO can liberate it. I own amazing property in Ontario, Canada and Colorado, U.S.A. I am having a party in Paris, but none of you are invited.

Did you just say that Ontario and Canada are two different entities?

No, Ontario is in Canada. I just wrote it like that because some people don't know where Ontario is. 

Whew! For a second there, I thought you might be a complete idiot.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Chainsaws SpaceMarines like a crazy loony, laughs with sick glee...*

WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!

[SpaceMarines]

*FWOOP!*

Ha-HA! You forgot about my regenerative abilities!

[Eliskuya14]

*Chainsaws SpaceMarines like a crazy loony, laughs with sick glee...*

WHO'S NEXT!?!?!?!

*hanging on the wall like an Xenomorph and stays calm and watches*