The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Escapes with Predator ship*

[SpaceMarines]

*Drops a nuke.*

Ha ha ha! You forgot to add the detonator!

[Skinner]

  Darth Dude is ripping me off. These nukes aren't powerful enough anymore, I need a SUPER NOVA!
*Flies into space to get a Super Nova.*

[SpaceMarines]

*shouts to Skinner*

That's not how supernovae work!!!

[Skinner]

*Gets destroyed.*

[SpaceMarines]

Damnit, Skinner! You robbed me of the satisfaction of killing you myself!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*walks in*

hai guys-

ow.

*walks out*

*phonecalls TJ Doc*

[SpaceMarines]

Yay! That means TJ will come here soon! *throws multiple grenades in random directions*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

oh great, the last thing i need, a CyberDemon.

Spoiler

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[TJ Doc]

^ 

http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy151/TJDocT84/SpaceMarnesaclypse.jpg

I AM NOT A DEMON!!! THIS FORM IS MERELY THE IMAGE THAT YOUR PUNY MINDS PROJECT WHEN YOU GAZE UPON ME! I CAN SEE THE DESTRUCTION OF UNIVERSES AND THE CREATION OF ATOMS!!! THE FUNDAMENTAL FABRIC OF THE MULTIVERSE IS AS VISIBLE TO ME AS THE SUN IS TO YOU!

Ahem. 

[SpaceMarines]

Yay! TJ is here! Wait, what're you doing with that gun? *BOOM, BLAST* AAAAUUUGGHH!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!

*takes AK-74 down from shelf, cocks rifle, begins firing fully-auto at TJ Doc*

P.S. That picture is your best one yet!

[TJ Doc]

Uh oh. Must go faster! Must go faster!

*initiates Ludicrous Speed and zooms to temporary safety*

P.S. Merci!

[Requiem28]

well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin.

[SpaceMarines]

Uh oh. Must go faster! Must go faster!

*initiates Ludicrous Speed and zooms to temporary safety*

P.S. Merci!

My god! It's TJ Doc! He's gone plaid and combined a Jurassic Park reference with a Spaceballs one!

well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin.

Yeah, well f**k you too! *stomps on Requiem28's foot really, really hard*

[Requiem28]

well, i've never seen this thread before.

F#*CK YOU GUYS!!!!!! >=D

just kiddin.

Yeah, well f**k you too! *stomps on Requiem28's foot really, really hard*

ouch