The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Trainer Red]

Fine, let's get serious! 

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-

[Vepariga]

*Meanwhile, After getting hit with Lie's tentacle and followed attack by Dovah I still rest*

[Charles Xavier]

Fine, let's get serious! 

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-

*shakes head and smiles*

Oh, you and your hat tricks, Red.

*manipulates Ghost Rider to use his mystic chain and tie up Red, slowly squeezing the life out of him*

[Trainer Red]

Fine, let's get serious! 

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

...!

Well, I DID have no quarrel with you.

-Gets up and backspin kicks Xavier into wall-

-Tips hat down-

*shakes head and smiles*

Oh, you and your hat tricks, Red.

*manipulates Ghost Rider to use his mystic chain and tie up Red, slowly squeezing the life out of him*

Ghost isn't here, enough of your games.

[Dovahkiin]

*Meanwhile, After getting hit with Lie's tentacle and followed attack by Dovah I still rest*
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Nice to see you're still in this, Vep. Very well. I'll be waiting.

[Charles Xavier]

Have it your way, Red.

*lifts Red off the ground and slams him continuously against the wall, breaking his bones*

[Trainer Red]

Have it your way, Red.

*lifts Red off the ground and slams him continuously against the wall, breaking his bones*

...!

Aghhh!!



-Pika rushes towards Xavier at blinding speeds and leaps, volt tackling him into the ground-

-Proceeds to pump 10,000 volts into him with a thunderbolt, leaving him horribly injured-

[Charles Xavier]

"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!" 

*coughs out smoke*

"Aggravating rodent!"

*lifts Pikachu in the air and slams his ass against Red's face, rubbing it*

"Taste it! MWA-HA-HA!"

[Trainer Red]

"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!" 

"Aggravating rodent!"

*lifts Pikachu in the air and slams his ass against Red's face, rubbing it*

"Taste it! MWA-HA-HA!"

-Blocks pikachu and pulls him out of Xavier's grasp-

Pika! Iron tail!

-Pikachu leaps off shoulder and slams his tail into Xavier's skull, launching him to the edge-

You brought this on yourself

-Rushes toward Xavier and kicks him in the chest, launching him off the peak-

[Charles Xavier]

"AAAAAAAH!"

It seemed hopeless for poor old Chuck. With one last ditch effort, he took out a remote control from his breast pocket and pressed a button. Chuck's wheelchair was summoned and wheeled itself off the edge of the peak.

Positioning itself below him, Chuck landed on the wheelchair as its wheels transformed into a pair of rockets.

"Some more new wheelchair enhancements since I was dead."

"You underestimate me, Red."

[Trainer Red]

"AAAAAAAH!"

It seemed hopeless for poor old Chuck. With one last ditch effort, he took out a remote control from his breast pocket and pressed a button. Chuck's wheelchair was summoned and wheeled itself off the edge of the peak.

Positioning itself below him, Chuck landed on the wheelchair as its wheels transformed into a pair of rockets.

"Some more new wheelchair enhancements since I was dead."

"You underestimate me, Red."

...?

-Eye roll-

Pika, thunderbolt both rockets.

-Wheelchair's rockets explode, blasting the chair into several pieces-

-Watches Xavier plummet down from the mountain once again-

...

-Shakes head with a small smirk-

[Charles Xavier]

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

*Red is expecting to hear a loud thud...but hears nothing*

*Near the bottom of the mountain, Chuck is inadvertently saved when the back of shirt gets stuck by the branch of a tree*

"Phew...that was close."

*slight Disney cartoon reference by the way  *

[Trainer Red]

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

*Red is expecting to hear a loud thud...but hears nothing*

*Near the bottom of the peak, Chuck is inadvertently saved when the back of shirt gets stuck by the branch of a tree*

"Phew...that was close."

*slight Disney cartoon reference by the way  *

...

Fine, just leave me be.

-Stands at edge and continues to stare at the world below-

[Charles Xavier]

*applauds*

"Good show, Red. You win this round. But I'll be back for you and Cal." 

[Terx2]

*I wake up*
"Oh thats it Chuck time to end this once and for all!"
*Roll credits*
Narrator: "What will happen to Charles Xavier? Will Red ever return to see his parents? Can Lie possibly end this madness? Will Dovakiin learn theres more to life than fighting? Will Terx2's cook book ever take off and become a huge sucess and is Ghost Rider the main cause of global warming? Be sure to tune in next time to find out the answer to most of these questions."