The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Vepariga]

*sorry to keep you waiting Dova*


'heh'

*calmly outstretches my arm and spirit arm clutches Dovahkins throat,lifting him into the air*

"just try to shout now.."

[Dovahkiin]

*throws shield like a disc, knocking Vep over, Runs and picks up shield and proceeds to throw vep into the air*

"just try to shout now.."

As you wish!

FUS RO DAH!



*vep flies through the air into a tree, knocking it over*

[Vepariga]

*hits the ground hard and manages to find some bearings*


*gets up and loves the sensation*



*I then pick up one of the tree logs with my robotic arm and hurl it towards you with great speed*

[Dovahkiin]

*Jumps to the side, but gets nicked by a branch, knocking me over. As I get up, Vep stands over me and brings sword down. I dodge this and jump up, engaging vep in a lengthy sword fight. I kick Vep away as the voices in my head return.*

GAAH!

*clutches head*

[predxeno]

The voices in Dovahkiin's head are mine; soon all the inhabitants of this world will be aware of my arrival.

[Charles Xavier]

The voices in Dovahkiin's head are mine; soon all the inhabitants of this world will be aware of my arrival.

Yes, I'm sure we will be. Now away with you, little fly. Shoo.

*takes out fly swatter and swings*

And Lie, when you're done floating about, I'm ready to continue our battle.

*taps fingers patiently on the arm rest of his wheelchair*

[Vepariga]

*Jumps to the side, but gets nicked by a branch, knocking me over. As I get up, Vep stands over me and brings sword down. I dodge this and jump up, engaging vep in a lengthy sword fight. I kick Vep away as the voices in my head return.*

GAAH!

*clutches head*

*taking advantage of Dovas condition I charge and flying roundhouse Dova in the head sending him flying and tumbling into the distance*

[Dovahkiin]

*As I'm flying, the voices in my head stop and I can think clearly again.*


DUR-NEH-VIIR!!!



*Durnehviir is summoned from oblivion right before I hit the ground. I land on his back. Durnehviir takes me back,me riding on his back. I draw my sword and prepare. As soon as a reach Vepariga again, in a flash, I jump off of Durnehviir run toward Vep and cut into Vep's leg, hitting the femur. I kick Vep in the stomach, sending Vep skidding on the ground.*

[predxeno]

A portal in reality opens; I rise again.

[Lie]

Charles Imma kill you in a minute but first.

*A Giant PS3 falls from the sky landing on Dova and Charles*

[Ghost Rider]

"Hmm...This is quite interesting."

[Cal427eb]

Charles Imma kill you in a minute but first.

*A Giant PS3 falls from the sky landing on Dova and Charles*

*a random giant Xbox 360 appears and smacks Lie in the face.*

[Lie]

*From the sides of the PS3 4 demonic arms burst out*


So you've come... Let us see which is better.

*The PS3 ledges at the Xbox and pounds it viciously into the ground*

[Cal427eb]

Yes... Let us see....

*the Xbox suddenly starts to glow with the red ring of death and an explosion of force launches the ps3 through the air and into a mountain. *

[Lie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F_ezkzXQDI

*The ground starts to shake as the PS3 evolves into a Platinum PS3 Slim*

YELLOW LIGHT OF DEATH!!!