The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

Started by scarhunter92, Jan 31, 2010, 08:54:18 PM

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samoht

*Page 666 appears. A rift opens up from hell and Demons spill out ready to consume the world.

Is this the end of AvP Galaxy? Can the users unite to destroy the armies of hell before it is too late?

chupacabras acheronsis


samoht

Well its page 666 here.

Terx2

Quote from: samoht on Aug 14, 2012, 02:29:19 AM
Well its page 666 here.

"His from the future!" :o

*Modifies a windows vista computer to take over the world and I shall call it Skynet*

"I'm gonna end the world before that happens." :P

"Muhu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" :laugh:

Dovahkiin

*Turns into flock of bats and teleports behind Terx2 and his computer*

Never.

*Knocks Terx to the side and destroys computer before Skynet can get going.*


Charles Xavier

Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"


Terx2

Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

*Starts crying*

"I hope you don't enjoy sleeping. Because Freddy Kruger and Slenderman are gonna make it a lot harder for you."

*Freddy Kruger and Slenderman haunt Dovakin for the rest of his life*

Charles Xavier

Quote from: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

Who hit who?

Dovahkiin

Quote from: Terx2 on Aug 14, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Quote from: Charles Xavier on Aug 14, 2012, 01:14:08 PM
Chuck appears out from the mysterious mist.

"Now then, gentlemen. Does there seem to be a problem here?"

"He hit me."

*Starts crying*

"I hope you don't enjoy sleeping. Because Freddy Kruger and Slenderman are gonna make it a lot harder for you."

*Freddy Kruger and Slenderman haunt Dovakin for the rest of his life*

*Convinces Freddy and Slenderman to join. Seeing as we're all monsters.*

You were going to give rid to SKYNET. I just saved the world.

Lie

Lie

#9984
*Standing on the end of a cliff near worlds ends thinking to myself*


It's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. To this day I look for the one thing that is need to start the thread again a reason even if it's just one small reason I swear I'd find it. In the place it was Hatred for Chupa and th-.

*The cliffs begin to shake and fall apart I fall into the sea*



Is this my only battle now a fight against nature itself? Screw it what's the points in fighting any more... If I... If I just let go... I won't have to...

*Lets go, everything goes black*



*An loud and deafen voice is heard*

???: Lie...  You are worthy

*I awake to find myself in a deep underground cave*

???: I know you, Lie.  You are worthy.



Lie: What madness is this?  What pitiful form is this that I have come to inhabit?  Death would be a release, next to this travesty.

???: You did not survive the abyss, Lie.  I have only spared you from total dissolution.

Lie: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

???: The choice is not yours.

Lie: I am destroyed!

???: You are reborn.

Lie: I'm not staying to hear your nonsense!

*Walks to wall and tries to perform Chidori with no success*

Lie: What?! My most basic of attacks!

???: *laughs* Problem

Lie: ...

*I try every attack I could possible do with no effect, nothing appeared or is in any way summoned*

???: Do you understand now, Lie.

*I punch the wall as hard as I can only to breaking my hand, suddenly this creature jumps out of the shadows*



Lie: What in the world?!

???: Do you not recognize his form? This is the child of Man.

Lie: That's impossible! This foul, scuttling beasts could not be kin of humanity.

???: Do you suppose that time stood still for you, Lie? Much has changed since you passed from the world of men.

Lie: What does it want? What do you want?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xu75eNNWo#

???: *Laughs*

*Standing at the edge of a cliff thinking to myself*


For me it's been 5 years since the Reboot In Peace indecent happened where everybody had no real reason to fight any more, after PQ's latest rejection and Ghosts mysterious disappearance I decided that I would wander this thread alone. I surcame to the feeling of despair in not being able to save the thread and awake to a new fate and a new world, where do I go now and what awaits me there...

Aspie

Aspie

#9985
This was once PBA's thread. Those were adventures.

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#9986
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on

chupacabras acheronsis

Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2012, 06:52:08 AM
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on

Lie went TL;DR.

Amaterasu

*sits on her hind legs watching everyone*

All I know was it wasen't me. Is that Slender Man?

Sinister Serenity

Sinister Serenity

#9989
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Sep 30, 2012, 06:52:08 AM
What the actual cuttlefish emperor f**k is going on

^^^^^^^^


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