The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[predxeno]

Predxeno tail stabs Chuck and eggbarfs down Omega's throat cause he's helplessly tied to a table.

You have some sick fetish
*Summons a mystic sword and fires the flames of the Faltine at Predxeno incinerating him

Predxeno uses the power of the black goo to revive himself and is ready for Round 2.

[Charles Xavier]

Chuck slices Predxeno in half with a katana sword.

[predxeno]

Katana sword isn't thick enough to penetrate the exoskeleton of predalien, predxeno retaliates by injecting Xenomorph venom into Chuck via its tail, paralzying him to be eggbarfed upon.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

...did this turn into an erotic RP?

Ayyyy help me up

Help me restoring this place... to the golden days

...fff**k that man lets hit those showers

[Charles Xavier]

Ultra Magnus comes to Chuck's aid and shoots Predxeno's head off. He picks up Chuck and drives him away back to his secret lair.

[predxeno]

Predxeno puts his head back on and chases after them.

[Charles Xavier]

On the highway, G.I. Joe Tomohawk helicopters fly over Magnus and raise him up into the air with cords, flying away and disappearing into the clouds before Predxeno can catch up.

[OmegaZilla]

...fff**k that man lets hit those showers

...

Yeahhh

[Charles Xavier]

Chuck recovers his paralysis and pokes Omega in the eye. 

[OmegaZilla]

*Sees Charles movimg his finger at random*

uhh, cocaine is one heeeelllll of a drug.

[Charles Xavier]

*Chuck shoves cocaine down Omega's nostrils.*

Have some, drug addict!

[OmegaZilla]

*Continues seeing Charles blabbing nonsense*

uhhh, better leave. *Disappears to a completely unknown place*

[Charles Xavier]

Chuck recovers from reverie and chases after Omega.

[Predator Queen]

Bbblllffrogoglblg! God! Not that! *Pukes Predxeno embryos*

...did this turn into an erotic RP?

{Presses against Chupa} Maybe...

[Charles Xavier]

Chuck was on his armchair watching TV...

(no one gonna attack?)