The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but preying on the "prey" isn't a crime.  If it was, you'd have to arrest the majority of all the humans on Earth for eating beef, pork, fish, etc.

EDIT: So Ghost Rider, there is no crime being committed here.  Off you go.

[OmegaZilla]

Since you have your flames off...

*Steals Ghost Rider's jacket and sells it on eBay*

[L33T Link]

*Flys back into the thread*

Well im back now...And you wont believe the crazy stuff thats happened to me while I was gone....

*Sees Predxeno taking things far too seriously and 'borrows' Deadpools fourth wall breaking powers*



Hey...Stop taking things so seriously and let people enjoy themselves

*Shoots Predxeno with his gunblade making him explode with the EMP*

Now lets find Deadpool and return this belt...

[predxeno]

Chet can survive multiple EMP blasts cause she's turning into a Queen (extra armor).  She recovers and assaults L33T Link.

[L33T Link]

*Leans out of the way of Chets assualt and slices its stomach open with his gunblade*

Survive that you...errrm...thing!

[predxeno]

Chet has reinforced armor so the gunblade would not do much damage.  Chet lashes with his tail that has a stinger that can stun prey.

[L33T Link]

*Leans back Matrix style and avoids the tail*

Ok time to take a leaf out of Ripley's book!

*Hops onto his mech*



Come at me bro.

[OmegaZilla]

Cool mech!

*Steals the mech and sells it on eBay*

[Purebreedalien]

*Teleports in*

"I know I said I wouldn't be back, but here I am. You need to stop retconnin' stuff, predxeno! If it happens, it f&£*!ng happens!



Oh, hey Red."

[L33T Link]

*Watches Omega try to pilot the mech without the keys*

Errm..yeah...good luck with that....

*sees Deadpool*

Oh there you are! got the teleport belt from ages ago here.

[predxeno]

Chet smashes the mech while OmegaZilla tries to pilot it without the keys.  With no power, the mech falls to pieces easily.

[L33T Link]

*The Mech stays in tact because it doesnt use energy to stay together, Red hops on and moves over to Deadpool*

I vote we get out of here...fast!

[Purebreedalien]

*Watches Omega try to pilot the mech without the keys*

Errm..yeah...good luck with that....

*sees Deadpool*

Oh there you are! got the teleport belt from ages ago here.

"For me? Nah you keep it, I got Osborn's one now anyway thanks to Daniel Way and the Thunderbolts. A free ride? Sure!"

*hops on*

[predxeno]

Chet has super strength (AVP2 Primal Hunt battle between Predalien and Exosuits, anyone?) and is causing massive damage to the mech.

[OmegaZilla]

*Sees a scratch on the mech*
DUDE PREDXENO WHY THE f**k. I SOLD IT ON EBAY. NOW THE CUSTOMER IS GONNA BE PISSED OFF.


I use... anti-retcon virus!

*Pours anti-retcon on predxeno and he dissolves*