The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Turrets then destroy L33t links releporter and tranq Chupa, taking his weapons.

[Purebreedalien]

That asshat broke my belt! I needed that!

[OmegaZilla]

Four pages without me doing anything?

*Sits on the ground*

I need to do something...

*Jumps on Vermithrax and flies around the field*

[Purebreedalien]

Huh, I wonder what I could do up here....

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

A turret flies over
"You now have 45 minutes and an estimated 42 minutes to reach the center"

[L33T Link]

*Looks at the broken belt*

I'm sure I can fix this...

*Shrugs*

but first why the heck am I being kept here? I'm a dog I'm pretty sure I dont get whatever it is your keeping us here for.

[Purebreedalien]

*Shoots turret out of the sky*

$^£* you, buddy.

I don't need to reach no center, I can be a thousand miles away...

*Teleports to San Francisco - The Deadhut*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Looks at the broken belt*

I'm sure I can fix this...

*Shrugs*

but first why the heck am I being kept here? I'm a dog I'm pretty sure I dont get whatever it is your keeping us here for.

"If you prove yourself you will be given the same rights as the other competitors."
The turret swivles a bit
"May I suggest taking everyone into the truck?"

[OmegaZilla]

*Secretly enters the truck in the driver seat*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*crawls into a hole and disappears*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

turret hovers over hole
"If you do not reach the city center in 30 minutes the nano bots in your cells we put in with the tranq will kill you."

[Purebreedalien]

Well, I'm off. *Switches off TV and falls asleep on his sofa*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

turret hovers over hole
"If you do not reach the city center in 30 minutes the nano bots in your cells we put in with the tranq will kill you."

Let 'em try!

*electroshocks himself with the battery of the downed turret*

[L33T Link]

*Fixes the teleport belt*

Ah there we go...now im just gonna go return this

*Teleports onto Deadpools open window*



*Throws the belt to Deadpool*

Hey got the belt fixed for you...so any jobs you need help with?
I need some money *shrugs* and coffee isnt cheap around here.

[Purebreedalien]

*Wakes up*

Huh? Wha? Buh? Help yerself to anything. Lemme sleep and go to the land of Bea.

*snores*