The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

HOLD IT RIGHT THE f**k THERE

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS f**kING BUTTON DOES? YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO f**kING IMAGINE WHAT THIS SHIT IS LIKE. IF THIS BUTTON WAS A PROTOZOIC PUDDLE OF PRIMITIVE LIFE YOUR MIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE A RANDOM YELLOW PINT OF THE f**kING BLACK-AS-COCKS INK THE WORDS THAT COMPOSE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT ALLOW THE MATTER IN WHICH THE c**t-DESTROYING SOLAR SYSTEM AND PLANET IN WHICH THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS THAT GENERATED THIS LIFE FORM TOOK THEIR MOTHERf**kING PLACE!!!!

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[chupacabras acheronsis]

BALLS TO THE WALLS MOTHERf**kER!!!!

[Ghost Rider]

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BALLS TO THE WALLS MOTHERf**kER!!!!

I'm a burning skeleton. I have no penis or balls. Damn it all.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

[Predator Queen]

{Sips on Aloe drink} Chupa push that button and I will punch you so hard your face will have a dent in it like some horrible cartoon joke...

[Ghost Rider]

SOMEONE MAKE A MOVE!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*walks up to Ghost Rider*
Hey man , remember me? I think we can solve something here.
*points towards Omega Zilla*
See that guy? He's infected with Thing cells, you remember the thing right?
Well uh the only way to kill Thing cells is to burn them and you're a burning skeleton that can shoot flame so....
*Looks at Omega who's seen and is approaching him*
Care to burn him please? I can't find Paco Fett.

[Ghost Rider]

TIME TO PAY THE REAPER OMEGAZILLA!!!

[King Rathalos]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

GHOST RIDER JUST f**kING LIT THE f**kING ROAD I'M f**kING WALKING ON, ON f**kING FIRE! PUTA f**kING SHIT MY ASS AND CROTCH ARE ON FIRE, AND MY BOATS SINKING!!!!

[OmegaZilla]

Do you accept ready cas--
*Money is burned by the flames of Ghost Rider*
Fine, dammit. No need to be so rude, dude (rhime)! And I'm not infected with Thing cells.
*Looks around*
Someone of us is--
*Is overwhelmed by Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle*
Duuudeeeeee.
*Charges at Ghost Rider -- throws him off his motorcycle and throws the latter in a nearby cliff*
Come at me.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*has gone deeper in the city and sees L33T Link*
Hey, have you seen a guy named Paco?
He's got a T-shaped visor on his helmet, a jetpack, blue and silver camo armor and a cape with patches on it.

[King Rathalos]

Hey guys I need help, I read a book with some weird words and now there's an inter dimensional portal in my house, any suggestions are welcomed. Theres also this weird tentacle thing coming out of the portal.

[Ghost Rider]

*gets back up.*

Now I'm pissed.

[OmegaZilla]

I've got a prayer, you foo!

*Blocks Ghost Rider's incoming chain and pulls it towards self -- as Ghost Rider is pulled with the chain, Omega punches right through his chest -- a cracking noise is heard as bones are scattered everywhere*

[L33T Link]

*has gone deeper in the city and sees L33T Link*
Hey, have you seen a guy named Paco?
He's got a T-shaped visor on his helmet, a jetpack, blue and silver camo armor and a cape with patches on it.

Hmmm nope cant say i've seen him, he sounds like a Bounty Hunter...Why do you need one? maybe i can help.