The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Chases L33t Link out of the room*

[Purebreedalien]

*Points to L33t Link*

FURRY!!

You're seriously gonna attack him based purely on specula--

*Pulls out two miniguns and begins shooting*

[L33T Link]

*Leaps back into the room avoiding bullets*

"JEEZ STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!"

*takes cover behind Pacos hospital bed*

[OmegaZilla]

*Jumps on L33t Link and throws him several feet away*

[Purebreedalien]

Hey, Omega, hear him out, would'ya?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

hey HEY WATCH IT!

don't damage the skin! you know how much that's worth?

Immobilize him and we will slice him nice and clean.

[L33T Link]

*gets up and brushes the dirt off his trousers*



"Wait who are we talking about here?"

[OmegaZilla]

We're talking about you.

*Pictures millions of dollars made by selling L33t Link's fur*

[L33T Link]

"well this is the last time i visit a injured friend...."

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*Pictures millions of dollars made by selling L33t Link's fur*

That's the spirit man. imagine if we somehow manage to make Furries domestic animals. their meat is low fat and they usually have wonderful fur which fits the human shape! imagine all the stores with our products! wolf  vests, lion dresses, Alligator purses! and all the possibilities for the pet market! man we would f**king DESTROY all the breeders, our pooches would have f**king purple and neon green markings! red flamey tails! natural Egyptian eye lining!.

[Purebreedalien]

Yes! Finally a way to get money and kill things!

...waitasecond.

[L33T Link]

And with that its time to use my catchphrase that has been stolen by Deadpool....GOTTA BOUNCE!

*jumps out the window and starts running across the rooftops then shouts back:*

TELL PACO TO GET WELL SOON!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

besides, there are the other markets. i'll leave that to you to ponder.

you know Furries are Filthy Rich, right? i've seen the price tags on some of those artists. it's insane. if there was a way to cut the middle man and have them constantly deliver us profit without much effort....

HEY WAIT CATCH THAT BITCH!

[OmegaZilla]

*Catches L33t Link and clones him 5678 times*
We have a start.
Now build something that will skin those things.

[L33T Link]

So....does this mean you wont kill me?