The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[CavatinaTheXeno]

I'm going in 2 shit all over those asswipes.

*Loads up the gun*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*shoots Cavatina in the head*
Now why would you tell us you were going to murder us?
*Cavatina's body falls over and crumpled lifeless*

[RazorSlash]

-hops on Cap. Fitzgerald's back and raises a sword-
GO!
GIVE THEM NOTHING!
BUT TAKE FROM THEM....EVERYTHING!

[CavatinaTheXeno]

*shoots Cavatina in the head*
Now why would you tell us you were going to murder us?
*Cavatina's body falls over and crumpled lifeless*

Rofl I was talking about the enemy Cap. Fitzgerald not taking you guys out.

Damn wish I could reframe what I posted above.

[samoht]

*Samoht Walks in*

"Hai guys. WTF is going on here?"

[RazorSlash]

-on Fitz's back-
Oh, you know
The usual

[samoht]

Throwing poo 'n shit?

[CavatinaTheXeno]

More then likley.

Also I died but I'm back. lol

Razor what are you doing on Fitz's back.

*Walking over 2 the group*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Slash, if you fail to get off my back within 5 seconds I will activate my jet pack and throw you off.
Also my names Paco Fett, try to keep track of previous events.

[RazorSlash]

...
-plants a mine on Paco-
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-runs-
-runs far away-

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Remains absolutely still*
Motion activated....
*slowly undoes he straps for his jetpack then activates it and watches it fly off and explode*
Your paying for that.
*Shoots his wrist rocket at slash blowing him into pieces*

[RazorSlash]

AW NAW
TIME TO GO ALL BARAKA ON Y'ALL

-extends blades like a boss-

[CavatinaTheXeno]

Hey Paco Fett take my Gun shes pretty.

*Hands Paco the weapon*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Think my blaster pistol is more effective.
*Shoots Baraka in the leg does an x-ray involving braking all his ribs, setting him on fire and then placing a bomb in his mouth doing 43% damage then performs an 18 hit combo causing 57% damage*
Now I finish you.
*Shoots Baraka point blank in the eyes*
I always kill clean

[samoht]

Paco Fett, you are a very violent individual. Karma is coming.