The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Yes.... I'd heard of your escapades before, this why I didn't take the job.
Should you ever be hunted though, I want you to contact me.
The thing about bounty hunters is that after a while they get a bounty on their own head.
*Opens a small hatch in his helmet and eats an enchilada*

[Purebreedalien]

Will do buddy, looks like we'll make a pretty decent team. So, wanna go wander around and find bounties/merc jobs?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Sure.
Got any transportation?
My jetpack isn't made to take me long distances

[Purebreedalien]

I did have a teleport belt, but it's not what it used t' be. So I guess we're walking.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Understood.
*Gets up and walks toward the door*
I know a guy who was gonna show me new offers today.
Follow me.

[Purebreedalien]

Will do, buddy.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*A few minutes later they walk into a dark alley where the dark hooded figure that sounds like Scar Hunter is*
Hello, got the new offers?
{other person} Yes. Are you bringing in Deadpool for a bounty?
No, he's here with me as an ally.
*The man hands Deadpool 4 pictures of potential bounty hunts and 4 pictures to Paco*
Hmmm.....

[Purebreedalien]

*looks at the pictures*

Heh, that guy looks funny, look at him!

*shows the picture to Paco*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*looks at picture*
Heh, that's a rather large moustache he's sporting.
*Sees the man who sounds like scar hunter make hand gestures*
What was that?
{other person} Nothing.
*Grips his rifle and whispers*
Ive got a bad feeling Wade.

[Purebreedalien]

I think they intend to collect the bounty on my head. Skhllting time.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*20 armed men drop down*
You take ten I take ten?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*One of the armed men drops, a distant shot is heard and the rest jump for cover, returning fire*

This is God 271, got your asses covered, over

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Understood God 271 over
*Uses his flame thrower to take out 3 men then uses his wrist rocket to kill 4 more and his sidearm to kill the last two, taking a total of 20 seconds*
Now is one of those times I wish I hadn't left my shotgun at my base.
*Turns to see the hooded man trying to drag Deadpool around a corner*
God 271 take him! Over

[Ghost Rider]

*hunting down a notorious criminal.*



ITS TIME TO PAY!!!!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*shoots through deadpool and injuries the Hooded man, which escapes limping*