The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

OH GOD MY f**kING HEAD WHAT THE f**kING DICK SHITTING NIPPLES YOU ALMOST f**kING SCALP ME YOU MOTHERf**kING SON OF A DIRTY f**k


*burst in flames, breaks through a window and escapes*

[Lie]

[In Hell, The Devils Bedroom]



Devil: Lie? Whatever can I help you with *Spreads legs*

Lie: Tch! I'm here to fill in-

Devil: I knew it!

Lie: For Death!

Devil: Death? What happened to him?

Lie: Hell if I know...

Spoiler

Lie: So long sucker!

[close]

Lie: So can I take his job or what?

Devil: ...

Lie: 

Devil: Fine!


Lie: Perfect.

Devil: You do know that means you can't leave Hell while have Death's Powers, you just manipulate things as an unseen force.

Lie: Oh I know! 

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw#

WE MUST KILL EARTH

RIGHT

THE f**k

NOW

On a f**king side note, DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[close]

[Ghost Rider]

Lie, I will destroy him. That son of a bitch. Somethings happening. *Albert Wesker blows up, leaving only a being with a skull wreathed in flame.* The Rider lives again.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.

[Ghost Rider]

PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION LIE!!!!!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*but then, f**king honey badgers*

[Purebreedalien]

*Sitting down in the far corner of the club, watching the action unfold*



Hey--! Don't you girls leave! No! I don't care how scared you are! I'm slipping money into places to help you chicks pay for college! Now shaddup and lemme enjoy this!

*looks around*

Wait a second... that stripper behind me is ugly as sin! The one on the right, no thanks! You, blondie, you can stay. Heh. It's good to be the King.

[Ghost Rider]

*Sitting down in the far corner of the club, watching the action unfold*



Hey--! Don't you girls leave! No! I don't care how scared you are! I'm slipping money into places to help you chicks pay for college! Now shaddup and lemme enjoy this!

*looks around*

Wait a second... that stripper behind me is ugly as sin! The one on the right, no thanks! You, blondie, you can stay. Heh. It's good to be the King.

*facepalm.*

[Purebreedalien]

Hey you, shaddup. I'm picky, and I ain't having no girl around me who looks like she should be grazing!

*sees honey badgers*

Arrrgh, #$%& this.

*teleports outta thread 'till tomorrow*

[Lie]

*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.

Tell that to cast of the Final Destination films.

*Suddenly a truck breaks through the wall aimed for Fitz*

I'll take my time with you son!

*floats over to Ghost*

That man, Fitzgerald, shot a woman, the host of that party = me, then you, and your after me why? Besides you'd have to travel to Hell to get me and the only way to do that is to die... And I'm Death , I control who lives and who dies!

*evil lol*

[Ghost Rider]

*Stares at Lie*
You can't affect me. I'm not a man of your religious beliefs.

Tell that to cast of the Final Destination films.

*Suddenly a truck breaks through the wall aimed for Fitz*

I'll take my time with you son!

*floats over to Ghost*

That man, Fitzgerald, shot a woman, the host of that party = me, then you, and your after me why? Besides you'd have to travel to Hell to get me and the only way to do that is to die... And I'm Death , I control who lives and who dies!

*evil lol*

AFTER YOU!!!!

*wraps chain around Lie and drags him to Hell*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I'd tell that to the final destination cast but their movies suck.
*Walks straight through the truck*
....
*Reaches his old base inside of a UNSC ship in the desert*

[Lie]

[In Hell, Death's Palace]

He had to go and run off to a desert...

[Outside Fitz Base]


[Back In Hell]
Enjoy!

*Looks a Ghost holding the phantom me and sighs*

It wasn't easy for me to arange this but I have a gift for you Ghost.



My dear , would you please kill our uninvited guest!

[Ghost Rider]

I will kill you, Demon Bitch. Then you're next Lie.

*Grabs the Demon around the throat.*

Shall we dance?

[Lie]

*Watched as this happened to Ghost*