The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

Read the Necronomicon, then you'll understand, fool mortal denied of the forbidden knowledge.
Bow down to Nyarlathotep, the messenger of the Great Old Ones.

[Purebreedalien]

http://www.zb.em-net.ne.jp/~nottsuo/images/nyarlathotep.jpg
^That.

Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?

[Ghost Rider]

Read the Necronomicon, then you'll understand, fool mortal denied of the forbidden knowledge.
Bow down to Nyarlathotep, the messenger of the Great Old Ones.

Not impressed.

[OmegaZilla]

Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?

You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.

Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

Not impressed.

Who cares?

[Ghost Rider]

Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?

You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.
http://www.ufopedia.it/images/f/fa/Monolith.jpg
Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

Not impressed.

Who cares?

[Purebreedalien]

Dunno what it is, and I don't care, but how can I kill it and what's the price?

You don't have to kill it, you just have to retrieve an ancient artifact that was stolen from the Great Old Ones, and give it to him.
http://www.ufopedia.it/images/f/fa/Monolith.jpg
Payment is one free lecture of the Necronomicon.

No deal. I take cash only.

[Ghost Rider]

And I won't work with any of you.

[OmegaZilla]

*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!
The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.

[Ghost Rider]

He can try.

[Purebreedalien]

*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!
The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.

[Wait a second...]



Money trees don't exist!

[OmegaZilla]

I bio-engineered them.

You shall have five. Five, and they shall produce for 120 years each!

[Ghost Rider]

*Raises hands to the sky*
The Forbidden Knowledge values much more than anything the puny, futile and mortal money will ever give you.
You have discarded an incredible gift, and for that you shall do something!
The Artifact was on that beach BTW. *Points to Beach*
*Takes Artifact and gives it to Nyarlathotep*

Hear, PBA, hear. If you kill Ghost Rider/Wesker, I'll give you 5 money trees.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/tumblr_l3rciqgJxQ1qaqkolo1_400.jpg

[Wait a second...]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpool3-1-1-1.jpg

Money trees don't exist!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/deadpooltemplate-2-1.jpg

How does that make you feel?

[Purebreedalien]

I bio-engineered them.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g5RtRcx3U3M/S_I2gvl7eQI/AAAAAAAAAJk/hzj0aGKGwqU/s1600/money_tree.jpg
You shall have five. Five, and they shall produce for 120 years each!

...Five money trees? I... I'd never have to work ever again.





But then I'd get fat... and lazy...



The offer is tempting, thanks, but no thanks. No Deal.

[OmegaZilla]

You're inconsistent, dammit.
And you live forever, those trees don't...
...I'll do the job myself.

*Grabs Ghost Rider by the back and injects him three litres of antidote that makes him go back to normal human state*

[Purebreedalien]

Poor Wesker. Nevermind. Guess I'll go look for jobs.