The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

*Sends a Xenominator army in the woods*

[Purebreedalien]

Huh? What's that sound?

*Turns and sees a huge army of Alien-Terminators*

Oh boy.

*Sees the 'Omega' stamp on their domes*

Omega...



Time to get fiesty!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*sleeping on a tree branch in the forest*

[Purebreedalien]

*Cutting apart the robots with ease*

Whoo! What a workout! Yeeeaaah!

Slice, slice here, cut, cut, there, stabby, stabby, here, maiming him, blowing him up, shooting his limbs.

*continues to destroy*

[OmegaZilla]

*Smiles and watches 100 Xenominators generated for every one that is killed*

[Purebreedalien]

*last one is destroyed*

Ahh. All done.

*Teleports out of thread*

[King Rathalos]

*Walks through field of dead bodies while listening to this*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SChDmSedM#

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*does absolutely nothing in a way that anybody interrupting me would look like an asshole for doing it*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*One of the Xenonators shoots a tree and he falls out*
{Smack}
Buh?!?
*sees Xenonators*
Hello......

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*starts drawing a xeno-terminator*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Out of topic: f**k yes

*Slowly starts to crab walk away from the Xenonators*
I think I'll be go-
*The Xenonators take a step forward as he moves backwards*
or not.

[Ghost Rider]

S**t.

[Lie]

*Walks up to Fatalis*



*Pulls out a violin*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XacifT_U#ws

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*the music distracts the Xenonators and he takes the opportunity to run*
F**CK!
*The xenonators open fire on everyone*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*at least 14 innocent bystanders die in the crossfire*