The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

Started by scarhunter92, Jan 31, 2010, 08:54:18 PM

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Purebreedalien



Dude put a shirt on!

I'm not fighting you like that!

*teleports out of thread so his writer can read Agent X*

Ghost Rider

Quote from: Purebreedalien on Apr 08, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/Deadpool__Oh_by_Ricard08-3.jpg

Dude put a shirt on!

I'm not fighting you like that!

*teleports out of thread so his writer can read Agent X*



Looks like I win.

chupacabras acheronsis

*meanwhile, in the thick forests of the Island of Everon*


...hey Fitz, did you bring a Tent?

Ghost Rider

Now to finally complete what I have been waiting to do.

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Finishes assembling his weapons*
Ok give me a second to put everything in the right place.
*places an M32 MLG in an extra large draw where his sidearm should be*
Lightweight, shoulder fire, smallest weapon I've got, ha!
*Slings an AT4-CS on his back so it's against his backpack*
Cheap, effective if we see any armor, and adjusted in case we need to be inside a building.
*Slings an M249 Machine Gun on the other side of his backpack*
Pretty good, hopefully won't jam.
*Clips a Famas onto his back packs straps*
Just in case, brought an M203 for it too, should be fine.
*Let's AA-12 filled with explosive rounds hang from his chest*
Already explained this one, and if you give me my grenade belt I've got 32 grenades and about 12 pounds of C4.
*Takes his grenades back and stows all the extra ammo in his back pack*
There we go. And yes....
*Pulls a tent out of his background*
I did bring a tent.

Ghost Rider

*walks in the woods*
Let's see if there's anyone I didn't kill yet.

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Hears someone talking to himself and whispers*
Sounds like a nut, but we should watch out. There's about 5 miles in between us right now. Let's move.
You got a chopper nearby?

*puts out fire and lights extra long lasting flare so he can see*
let's move. Fast.

Ghost Rider

Hm...I must have been mistaken. Oh well, I must complete the virus and spread it around.

*calls for his chopper*

chupacabras acheronsis

wait a f**king second-

YOU CHEATING f**k, NOBODY CHEATS IN OPERATION FLASHPOINT!!!

i have a Huey on the shed on the farm you didn't see. just hold there while i load it.


Ghost Rider

Soon, humans will be extinct and a new race will be formed.

Cap. Fitzgerald

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 09, 2011, 12:03:28 AM
wait a f**king second-
http://www.mlsreversemortgage.com/images/calculator.jpg
YOU CHEATING f**k, NOBODY CHEATS IN OPERATION FLASHPOINT!!!

i have a Huey on the shed on the farm you didn't see. just hold there while i load it.


*Rests his AA-12 against a tree and begins to carve a small panda out of a chunk of wood*
Sure thing.

Ghost Rider

*takes off sunglasses to clean them*


chupacabras acheronsis

Thank you for choosing Chupacabras Airlines, please fasten your seatbelts during the flight. there are life vest and sick bags under your seats. enjoy the ride!



Ghost Rider

*hears a different chopper.*

So I did hear someone.

*races toward the unknown chopper.*

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Steps into the Huey*
I'll take a note from one of my video game role models.
*Doesn't sit down and instead stands in the aisle in between two rows of seats and grabs onto two seats, spreading his legs out evenly*
So where are we headed?

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