*Sneaks into Omega's Bunker and finds a secret elevator gets in and pushs the button*
Can't believe I didn't try this ninja stuff before.
*In the secret room of the Omega's underground bunker I find a giant computer and type into it "What went wrong with the Pillowfight"*
Computer: Friendships.
Lie: What?! I don't understand...
Computer: When friendships are formed people within those friendship can no longer fight one another with everything they have, if at all.
Lie: But isn't that the point in a pillowfight? Friends fighting friends.
Computers: I'll put it in a way even you can understand...
Lie:
Go on. (I'll kill this thing when I'm done with it
)
Computer: When your playing someone in a online game you go all out right? You don't play them as if their another person but as obstacle in your path. Winning while having fun is the only thing on your mind, but when playing a friend offline you'll hold back because having fun is the primary and winning is secondary.
Lie: Yeah of course, you want it to be fun for everyo-
Computer: Chupa!
Lie:
... What about him?!
Computer: Your goal, your mission, your target... I'm a correct?
Lie: Out with it! What point are you trying to make?!
Computer: You have to see everyone in the same light you see him.
Lie: Easier said than done, I may have allies out ther-
Computer: Allies? You mean Predator Queen, The Ghost Rider, The former Jeff Goldblum Dinosaur and Envoy of Destruction OmegaZilla.
Lie: Yeah, them.
Computer: Your living in the past, your no longer allies with any of them, besides you only teamed up because Chupa had both Troll Cat (May he rest in peace) and Fitzgerald by his side.
Lie: ...
Computer: You know what you must do, use everything you ever seen, show no mercy!
Lie: And PQ?
*The Computer's screen turns black and lifeless, I look downwards and put in my headphone;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mngp3aj4HY#I take one last look at the screen*
*Then leave*
*Omega's bunker blows up as I leave*
Ain't no time like the present... I guess 
